A very rich woman placed a worldwide ad. She wanted a handsome, strong, outdoorsman type. He also must have never made love to a woman. After interviewing hundreds of liars she finally found a fellow from Australia that fit the bill. They got married and on their wedding night, she was preparing herself in the bathroom and she heard all sorts of bumping and banging going on in the bedroom. When she came into the bedroom, her new husband had pushed all the furniture back against the walls. She asked him why he did that and he said...……. "If this is anything like a Kangaroo, we're gonna need all the room we can get".
