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Off Topic/ B.S. => Trench Humor => Topic started by: pkveazey on August 19, 2019, 04:51:24 PM

Title: Rich woman seeking virgin husband
Post by: pkveazey on August 19, 2019, 04:51:24 PM
A very rich woman placed a worldwide ad. She wanted a handsome, strong, outdoorsman type. He also must have never made love to a woman. After interviewing hundreds of liars she finally found a fellow from Australia that fit the bill. They got married and on their wedding night, she was preparing herself in the bathroom and she heard all sorts of bumping and banging going on in the bedroom. When she came into the bedroom, her new husband had pushed all the furniture back against the walls. She asked him why he did that and he said...……. "If this is anything like a Kangaroo, we're gonna need all the room we can get". :facepalm:
Title: Re: Rich woman seeking virgin husband
Post by: JoJo on August 19, 2019, 07:04:27 PM
 What can I say?  :what: :lmfao:
Title: Re: Rich woman seeking virgin husband
Post by: Kbop on August 19, 2019, 07:38:23 PM
 :cheers: :dancingBanana:
Title: Re: Rich woman seeking virgin husband
Post by: patriotman on August 20, 2019, 05:45:37 AM
 :zombie:  :lmfao:
Title: Re: Rich woman seeking virgin husband
Post by: Nemo on August 20, 2019, 06:05:28 PM
Quote from: JoJo on August 19, 2019, 07:04:27 PM
What can I say?  :what: :lmfao:


You agree with him?

Nemo
Title: Re: Rich woman seeking virgin husband
Post by: JoJo on August 20, 2019, 08:17:36 PM
Quote from: Nemo on August 20, 2019, 06:05:28 PM
Quote from: JoJo on August 19, 2019, 07:04:27 PM
What can I say?  :what: :lmfao:


You agree with him?

Nemo

 No. What I was thinking was the look on her face.
Title: Re: Rich woman seeking virgin husband
Post by: Kbop on August 21, 2019, 08:09:27 AM
 :cheers: @Patriotman - i guess its still as good as ever.

http://unchainedpreppers.com/forum/trench-humor/ranch-widow/msg77561/#msg77561 (http://unchainedpreppers.com/forum/trench-humor/ranch-widow/msg77561/#msg77561)
Title: Re: Rich woman seeking virgin husband
Post by: SonofLiberty on August 23, 2019, 12:45:09 PM
Leave it to the Aussies lmao!