Grrrr….
Both those rifles look great!
Thanks for the suggestions.
A few more enquires down the line and… well… basically its not going to happen. To progress this further legally I would need to physically go to the various offices (there's no postal service here) with wads of cash to grease the wheels - a big expensive headache - and no guarantees of a result. And that's before actually sourcing a shooter.
In a true SHTF - one option would be to buy an AK from someone. 1k$ should do it, especially when 'normal' price is 50$. Not to say that the purchasing process itself would be easy!
In the meantime its razor wire strung across the stairway (?electrified from a car battery?), pb marker with marbles and pepper, ammonium hydroxide in a squeezy bottle, various SFX, bricks, bats and knives. Now I think about it a load of ammonia cleaning solution poured on the stone floor would be a great area denial tool - stinky and slippery. (Actually its maybe
too toxic, even at 10%, and I only have one set of SCUBA gear for the whole family…would need the meth lab type full face mask respirators I guess) Plus - laying out valuables at the front door with a nice note ("Please help yourselves - there's nothing else of value in here - any intrusion will be met with determined and lethal force."). The theory being that the main risk will be from looters, and they'll go for low-lying fruit first.
Also - additional strengthening, improved advance warning systems, and most importantly an escape route and / or alternative hiding places.
Oh and the piece de resistance - some kind of fetish hung on the doorway would scare the crap out of most people here.