Find yourself strapped for that new security device(s), well here's a cheaper alternative to consider........
I took down my Rebel Flag (which you can't buy on E-Bay anymore) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each cornerof the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you can buy on E-Bay) and put it in the center of the yard.
Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service, and other government agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I've never felt safer, and I'm saving $69.95 a month.
