Author Topic: Refrigerator note  (Read 705 times)

Offline JoJo

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Refrigerator note
« on: August 16, 2019, 09:08:37 PM »


     

     

    Found on the Refrigerator One Morning :

    My Dear Wife,
    You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57
    years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value
    you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter,

    I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
    with my 18 year old secretary at the Premier Inn Hotel. Please don't be
    upset----I shall be home before midnight.

     

     


    When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

    My Dear Husband,
    I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
    about me being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to
    remind you that you are also 57 years old. As you know, I am a math
    teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you
    read this, I will be at the Holiday Inn with Michael, one of my
    students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile,
    and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
    As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you
    will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
    difference - 18 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57  goes into 18.
    Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
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Offline grizz

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Re: Refrigerator note
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2019, 09:50:16 PM »
 :cheers:

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Re: Refrigerator note
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2019, 09:11:58 AM »
 :lmfao:

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Re: Refrigerator note
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2019, 10:10:42 PM »
 :lmfao: :bravo:
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Re: Refrigerator note
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2019, 12:46:50 PM »
I would love to have seen that guy's face after he read that. LOL
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Re: Refrigerator note
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2019, 09:49:05 AM »
$1 says he never rose to the occasion of writing that note again.

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