From a friend of mine.
Nemo
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle,
Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.
At the pearly gates, St. Peter told Arthur,
"Since you've been such a good man
and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is,
you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about this for a minute and then said, "I
want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced
him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so
you were the one who invented the
Harley Davidson motorcycle?"
Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."
God said, "Well, what's the big deal in
inventing something that's pretty unstable,
makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said,
"Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God said, "Yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you
have some major design flaws in your invention too:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end
protrusions;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft, and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"
"Hmmmmm, you have some good points
there," replied God, "hold on."
God went to His Celestial supercomputer, typed
in some key words and waited for
the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper
and God read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is
flawed," God said to Arthur,
"but according to these statistics, more
men are riding my invention
than yours."
