saving the world from disaster, one fanny pack at a time....
Seriously though guy's a hell of a salesman when he pulled out the "now write this down" I lol'd and was wondering whether that fanny pack was made by Germans and if I could get "now not one, but TWO!" when I buy it.
* S&H not included, handling fees may apply. Item is not rated as a flotation device. In case of starvation do not attempt to eat the item. Vendor not liable for lost limbs due to angry biker gang with fanny pack prejudice. Not available in all states. Product is not guaranteed to save life if chased by living dead (zombies). Special financing may be available.