Long ago, whilst serving as a soldier, The Army (tm) sent around a questioneer telling us that race, religion, creed, and national origin did not matter. The form demanded to know our race, religion, creed and national origin. We all decided

that we were all ' Norwegian pygmies" and sent in the questioneers as required.

Somewhere , in the vaults of the government, this information might still be stilting their studies.
-Sir John Honeybucket