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Offline RS762

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Glock announces new 1911
« on: April 03, 2013, 04:21:47 PM »
http://cheaperthandirt.com/blog/?p=20180

12 fucking safeties and hammer fired?
How is anyone supposed to take this seriously?
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Re: Glock announces new 1911
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2013, 04:28:19 PM »
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Update: Only hours after the 1911 Gen4 rollout,GLOCK announced that they are no longer taking orders for the pistol as they were immediately swamped with thousands of backorders. GLOCK cannot build complete guns quickly enough to meet demand due to the 2012 Lanyard Loop Shortage, of which we are all aware.

ROFLMAO!!!   :-X
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Re: Glock announces new 1911
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2013, 04:42:38 PM »
It was an April fools day joke.  [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
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Re: Glock announces new 1911
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2013, 04:56:46 PM »
Quote from: JohnyMac on April 03, 2013, 04:42:38 PM
It was an April fools day joke.  [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at


Oh wow.
Im so full of fail, scrolled right across that lanyard bit...

LOL management at work even told us it was coming ROFL! :))
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Re: Glock announces new 1911
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2013, 04:57:19 PM »
@JM
Party pooper.
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Re: Glock announces new 1911
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2013, 06:25:32 PM »
Special- K  [url=http://www.freesmileys.or
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Re: Glock announces new 1911
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2013, 06:33:47 PM »
No worries, we can all still look forward to the Chevy Mustang, or the Ford Corvette.   [url=http://yoursmiles.org/p-m
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Re: Glock announces new 1911
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2013, 06:40:20 PM »
lol, first thing i did was see the publish date.

Ruined it for myself.  [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
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Re: Glock announces new 1911
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2013, 08:15:05 PM »
Fuck Cheaper Than Dirt  [url=http://www.freesmileys.or
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Re: Glock announces new 1911
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2013, 01:28:19 AM »
thankfully its a joke. I would go on a bloody crusade to put a end to that abomination. I'm pretty sure my blood pressure went hypertensive when i first read that.
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Re: Glock announces new 1911
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2013, 10:46:58 AM »
What I wouldn't give for a straight Chevette body..

I'd trade in my HK hiPower

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Re: Glock announces new 1911
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2013, 04:48:40 AM »


No worries, we can all still look forward to the Chevy Mustang, or the Ford Corvette.   [url=http://yoursmiles.org/p-m


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Re: Glock announces new 1911
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2013, 10:09:54 PM »
I can't wait to floor the fuck out of my Chevy Mustang.. I already got the shoes,

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