Yes, I am very real. Four guys, myself included, fucked up, by hand, two guys with firearms. One with a rifle, the other with a pistol. I was lucky to survive. I rammed the guys crotch with the stock of his own rifle, because its all I had, I had to try and control the rifle so that he didn't shoot me, because he had a much greater reach on me, and was a lot taller and really even stronger than me as well. So while one guy beat his face in, broke his nose, and cut his eye, I rammed the rifle stock into his crotch for minutes, I couldn't even count the blows.
When the LEOs finally caught him, the investigator called me up and told me there had been some poetic justice done that night, the kid was wanted for two rapes around the area, and I dislocated his genitalia from his body and he was impotent now. Now that is some justice right there.
Anyway, fucking POS's deserved that shit. Fuck those guys.