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Off Topic/ B.S. => Trench Humor => Topic started by: Nemo on May 05, 2020, 08:35:29 PM

Title: Wife Is Making Me New Mask
Post by: Nemo on May 05, 2020, 08:35:29 PM

Let me know if you all want any.

Nemo

(https://i.imgur.com/0Zx2rat.png)

Title: Re: Wife Is Making Me New Mask
Post by: pkveazey on May 06, 2020, 07:47:50 PM

I got my new mask by going to the Bikini shop and buying the lower half of a French cut Bikini. All the women look at me like I'm crazy and all the guys give me a thumbs up. :lmfao:

Title: Re: Wife Is Making Me New Mask
Post by: Kbop on May 07, 2020, 03:26:34 PM

@PKVEazey    :thumbsUp:
:lmfao:

weird times https://www.ebbra.com/ (https://www.ebbra.com/)

Title: Re: Wife Is Making Me New Mask
Post by: Nemo on May 07, 2020, 06:44:38 PM

Sent that to wife a bit ago.  She does not believe its for real.  I have shown her it is and she bopped me.

It was great!

Nemo

Title: Re: Wife Is Making Me New Mask
Post by: JohnyMac on May 19, 2020, 11:52:11 AM

https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/2456195/is-it-innovative-to-wear-a-hollowed-out-watermelon-mask-to-rob-a-convenience-store (https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/2456195/is-it-innovative-to-wear-a-hollowed-out-watermelon-mask-to-rob-a-convenience-store)

Title: Re: Wife Is Making Me New Mask
Post by: Nemo on May 19, 2020, 07:44:38 PM

Yes, they were dumb as bricks under water.  Was fun for reporters though.

Nemo

https://www.wric.com/news/crime/melon-headed-and-malicious-two-suspects-rob-sheetz-with-watermelons-on-their-heads/ (https://www.wric.com/news/crime/melon-headed-and-malicious-two-suspects-rob-sheetz-with-watermelons-on-their-heads/)

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Melon-headed and malicious: Two suspects stole from Sheetz with watermelons on their heads
by: Amelia Heymann, Ben Dennis
Posted: May 16, 2020 / 03:05 PM EDT   / Updated: May 18, 2020 / 08:40 AM EDT   

LOUISA, Va. (WRIC) — The Louisa Police Department said they have made an arrest after initially asking for the public’s help identifying two people suspected of stealing from a Sheetz while wearing hollowed-out watermelons on their heads.

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