Unchained Preppers
Off Topic/ B.S. => Trench Humor => Topic started by: sledge on November 16, 2011, 11:01:57 AM
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I'll bet you hate Easter don't you? LOL!
Reaver - Click to enlarge for best effect! LOL!
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It's ok, I got a good sense of humor.
Laugh it up bro laugh it up.
I fuckin hate easter... and everyone fucks with me about it. [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
Its ok though. Rabbits can't do shit to a 12 gauge and my stove.
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Not fair Sledge, you got to share that story.
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Not fair Sledge, you got to share that story.
Step up Reaver! I may tease the hell out of you but I won't tell your little secret and rat you out. ( Or maybe it should be rabbit you out. LOL!)
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Rabbits, no problem......Clowns on the other hand...... :'(
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I'll let you guys in on the story when TG judges that YT contest.
So put the pressure to lower that number to say 138 and you'll get your story.
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Reaver played it well... TG the ball is on your side now... Just finish the YT contest so we can enjoy the rabbit story :D
(http://www.gracesgraphics.com/1/animals/010.jpg)
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Reaver played it well... TG the ball is on your side now... Just finish the YT contest so we can enjoy the rabbit story :D
([url]http://www.gracesgraphics.com/1/animals/010.jpg[/url])
There's one of those long eared leg knawers that come out in the woods after dark I was talking about the other day. Not real my ass!
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(http://www.onlyfunpics.com/funnypics/evil-easter-bunny.jpg)
Poor baby Reaver. Traumatized for life ;D
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Fuck all you guys. Those are some fucked pictures
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Schlaf gut reaver!
(http://tauntsociety.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/EAsterEvilBunny.jpg)
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/30/128829451876903902.jpg)
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR0nQefCYPnC5E_EWLp0vgU4SC--BAZRYGFszHStMR9v37OPPsjJr73A3pgZg)
(http://robotsandlava.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/evil-bunny.png)
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20050406055561/uncyclopedia/images/0/0b/Rabbit.jpg)
(http://wolfeyebrows.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/evil-kid-bunnies.jpg)
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This topic seems to be gaining a life of it's own. LOL! This must be scare the shit out of Reaver week.
I'll bet he has taken to sleeping with his shovel. LOL.
Just playing Reaver. :)
I know you're not really scared of rabbits. But honestly, after seeing some of these pictures I'm starting to get a little concerned about them.
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Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioc!
"O' Lord, bless this thy holy hand grenade"
Monty Python-Holy Hand Grenade (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrgLj9lOwk#)
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Fuck all you guys. Those are some fucked pictures
Hey man I have no clue what this is, can you shed some light?
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Dude, those pictures are fucked...like really really fucked.
I guess I owe you guys a story now that the winner has been published :)) [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
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Alright guys the story goes.
A young boy, went by the name of baby reaver. Had a pet rabbit...an albino pet rabbit. Well one night I went to sleep. His little nose wiggling a thousand miles an hour constantly ( fucking creepy ) seriously look at a rabbits nose it never ever stops moving.
any way, so I got to sleep and big giant rabbit with red eyes and wiggling nose squashed me with his giant paw while laughing through its huge wiggling nose.
Well, so the next morning after the nightmare went away. I took that not so big rabbit out to the back yard and smashed its itty bitty head with my shovel. Then I proceeded to hack its head off with the wedge.
All you animal crybabies shut up! It was quick and painless.
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Hahahahahaha holy fuck man. I'm going to send you a pet rabbit :))
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Hahahahahaha holy fuck man. I'm going to send you a pet rabbit :))
Or maybe a rabbits foot for good luck. :)
This whole thing kind of reminds me of "Silence of the Rabbits".
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Hahahahahaha holy fuck man. I'm going to send you a pet rabbit :))
Or maybe a rabbits foot for good luck. :)
I actually have a few back home. If I could find them I'd send him one :D
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I don't mind carrying a rabbits foot.
It shows victory over the enemy. Ya know kinda like gooks and ears
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hah holy fuck I wasn't expecting that.
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Alright guys the story goes.
A young boy, went by the name of baby reaver. Had a pet rabbit...an albino pet rabbit. Well one night I went to sleep. His little nose wiggling a thousand miles an hour constantly ( fucking creepy ) seriously look at a rabbits nose it never ever stops moving.
any way, so I got to sleep and big giant rabbit with red eyes and wiggling nose squashed me with his giant paw while laughing through its huge wiggling nose.
Well, so the next morning after the nightmare went away. I took that not so big rabbit out to the back yard and smashed its itty bitty head with my shovel. Then I proceeded to hack its head off with the wedge.
All you animal crybabies shut up! It was quick and painless.
LOLZ, you ate the rabbit?
They are pretty tasty, my dad used to breed rabbits, I worked a lot of time making little jails and stuff for them.
When you kill them you need to keep his tail and foot with hair because skinned they look like a dead cat :D
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Nope.
That was the only animal I've killed that I didn't eat though.
( except for grasshoppers, lizards. I'm sure there are a few others in there as well. but those two primarily stick out in my mind. )
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lol Its okay reaver, if you aint killed some small furry creature in your childhood you aint got that killer instinct that a good warrior needs. [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
That and you were probably coddled too much [url=http://yoursmiles.org/p-m
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hey Reaver, this game is exactly what you need to channel your rabbit hate
http://armorgames.com/play/3241/bunny-invasion-2 (http://armorgames.com/play/3241/bunny-invasion-2)
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hey Reaver, this game is exactly what you need to channel your rabbit hate
[url]http://armorgames.com/play/3241/bunny-invasion-2[/url] ([url]http://armorgames.com/play/3241/bunny-invasion-2[/url])
DAMMIT APX now I can't stop playing this game. [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
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hey Reaver, this game is exactly what you need to channel your rabbit hate
[url]http://armorgames.com/play/3241/bunny-invasion-2[/url] ([url]http://armorgames.com/play/3241/bunny-invasion-2[/url])
DAMMIT APX now I can't stop playing this game. [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
"See you in bunny hell!" [img]http://www.smileydesign.n
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hey Reaver, this game is exactly what you need to channel your rabbit hate
[url]http://armorgames.com/play/3241/bunny-invasion-2[/url] ([url]http://armorgames.com/play/3241/bunny-invasion-2[/url])
Oh, Reaver's gonna love this! LOL!
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lol, the song in the bar sounds like " Superstitious " by Stevie Ray Vaughn [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
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What do you guys think about these?
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I think those antlers are fake! Clever rabbit. He's trying to fool the coyotes.
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APX & Frosty have the worst one's
Fuck that, those bitches would be catching Mr. 12 #4 from me.
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Fuck that, those bitches would be catching Mr. 12 #4 from me.
Me and APX, or the bunnies? ;D
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Fuck that, those bitches would be catching Mr. 12 #4 from me.
Me and APX, or the bunnies? ;D
The pictures you guys put up. The real looking one with the teeth & the costume one. Shit is fucking crazy.
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Soon be Easter, Reaver. Ready for the bunnies? :))
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How did I miss this thread? Reaver you ever read Bunnicula? One of my favorite books as a kid.
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lol i love this thread
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LOL, this shit is funny :D
@Reaver, what does your new eyes think about this cute rabbit?
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-xlbU3t_vQk/TFvIq26s7YI/AAAAAAAAAEU/4bN6VNRAhQg/s320/scary-bunny6.jpg)
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I hate you guys
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Ohhhh man, this never gets old...
I think for Easter, we should post bunny pics on random threads >:D
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Ohhhh man, this never gets old...
I think for Easter, we should post bunny pics on random threads >:D
I've pretty much gotten over it....so you don't have to do that..........seriously :o
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I can relate. I hate monkeys with a passion. My Dad's mom bought me one of those chimps that moves and hits symbols together. Story goes that she wound it up and put it down in front of me when I was about four. I flipped shit. Starting crying, knocked it off the table and smashed it. To this day I have the urge to grab a shotgun any time I see a monkey. Gorillas ironically don't bother me. So when you hear about someone getting their arm or face ripped up by a chimp you can guarantee I'm petitioning to kill them all. And yeah, I'm the guy who irritates the shit out of them at the zoo by making faces and flicking them off. On a funny note I had a friend in high school who went to the zoo and all the monkeys started throwing their shit at him. Just him. I told him it was because of his bigs ears. :))
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Yeah, monkeys can be pretty mean. My aunt and uncle had a spider monkey that weirded me out. It would sit there in it's cage and stare at me. Then it would throw grapes and stuff at me and then just stare at me some more. As much as it disliked me it really hated the family cat.
When it would escape it's cage it would tear through the house chasing the cat who was terrified of it. And this was no small cat. It had an attitude and normally wouldn't take shit from anyone. But when that monkey was on it's ass it would make these loud terrified cat noises and run for it's life while that monkey was chasing right behind him. They would tear from room to room knocking stuff over as they went until my uncle would yell at them. Then the monkey would head for the top of the bookcase and grab knick knacks to throw at anyone that approached him except for my uncle.
Thank God the thing finally died. I'm sure he went straight to monkey hell.
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For me, it's clowns. I was terrified of them when I was very young. I had an incident similar to WW's monkey with a jack-in-the-box. Clowns are still creepy to this day.
(http://images.brisbanetimes.com.au/2013/02/01/3998384/pennywise-300x0.jpg)
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No shit, I hate clowns too, but not in scary way. Someone having a smile painted on them when they're working a dead end job with no future is just messed up. Though seeing the movie "IT" at a young age may have encouraged me to take a piss down the drain every time I took a shower. I guess my mentality was if I piss down the drain it's going to make him made enough to leave me alone. Or maybe he'll be afraid of what comes next. :-\ Haven't been eaten yet. :))
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http://www.happyplace.com/15235/the-creepiest-easter-bunny-photos-ever-taken/page/5 (http://www.happyplace.com/15235/the-creepiest-easter-bunny-photos-ever-taken/page/5)
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[url]http://www.happyplace.com/15235/the-creepiest-easter-bunny-photos-ever-taken/page/5[/url] ([url]http://www.happyplace.com/15235/the-creepiest-easter-bunny-photos-ever-taken/page/5[/url])
Shit. After looking at those I think pedobear or Jerry Sandusky would be a better candidate for a national holiday character than some of those bunnies.