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Off Topic/ B.S. => Trench Humor => Topic started by: sledge on November 16, 2011, 11:01:57 AM

Title: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: sledge on November 16, 2011, 11:01:57 AM
I'll bet you hate Easter don't you?  LOL!

Reaver - Click to enlarge for best effect!  LOL!

Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: Reaver on November 16, 2011, 11:21:56 AM
It's ok, I got a good sense of humor.
Laugh it up bro laugh it up.


I fuckin hate easter... and everyone fucks with me about it.  [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at 
Its ok though. Rabbits can't do shit to a 12 gauge and my stove.
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: thatGuy on November 16, 2011, 07:58:44 PM
Not fair Sledge, you got to share that story.
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: sledge on November 16, 2011, 08:04:16 PM
Not fair Sledge, you got to share that story.

Step up Reaver!  I may tease the hell out of you but I won't tell your little secret and rat you out.  ( Or maybe it should be rabbit you out. LOL!)
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: special-k on November 16, 2011, 08:04:58 PM
Rabbits, no problem......Clowns on the other hand...... :'(
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: Reaver on November 16, 2011, 08:06:56 PM
I'll let you guys in on the story when TG judges that YT contest.
So put the pressure to lower that number to say 138 and you'll get your story.
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: APX808 on November 16, 2011, 08:21:15 PM
Reaver played it well... TG the ball is on your side now... Just finish the YT contest so we can enjoy the rabbit story :D

(http://www.gracesgraphics.com/1/animals/010.jpg)
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: sledge on November 16, 2011, 08:24:02 PM
Reaver played it well... TG the ball is on your side now... Just finish the YT contest so we can enjoy the rabbit story :D

([url]http://www.gracesgraphics.com/1/animals/010.jpg[/url])


There's one of those long eared leg knawers that come out in the woods after dark I was talking about the other day.  Not real my ass!
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: Ghost on November 16, 2011, 08:29:14 PM
(http://www.onlyfunpics.com/funnypics/evil-easter-bunny.jpg)



Poor baby Reaver. Traumatized for life ;D
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: Reaver on November 16, 2011, 10:08:52 PM
Fuck all you guys. Those are some fucked pictures
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: v0dka on November 17, 2011, 09:23:28 AM
Schlaf gut reaver!
(http://tauntsociety.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/EAsterEvilBunny.jpg)
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/30/128829451876903902.jpg)
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR0nQefCYPnC5E_EWLp0vgU4SC--BAZRYGFszHStMR9v37OPPsjJr73A3pgZg)
(http://robotsandlava.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/evil-bunny.png)
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20050406055561/uncyclopedia/images/0/0b/Rabbit.jpg)
(http://wolfeyebrows.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/evil-kid-bunnies.jpg)
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: sledge on November 17, 2011, 09:28:03 AM
This topic seems to be gaining a life of it's own.  LOL!  This must be scare the shit out of Reaver week.

I'll bet he has taken to sleeping with his shovel.  LOL.

Just playing Reaver.   :)

I know you're not really scared of rabbits.  But honestly, after seeing some of these pictures I'm starting to get a little concerned about them.
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: Outonowhere on November 17, 2011, 09:36:08 AM
Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioc!

"O' Lord, bless this thy holy hand grenade"

Monty Python-Holy Hand Grenade (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrgLj9lOwk#)
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: Kobalt on November 17, 2011, 10:07:06 AM
Fuck all you guys. Those are some fucked pictures

Hey man I have no clue what this is, can you shed some light?
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: Reaver on November 17, 2011, 10:07:17 AM
Dude, those pictures are fucked...like really really fucked.

I guess I owe you guys a story now that the winner has been published  :)) [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: Reaver on November 17, 2011, 10:13:46 AM
Alright guys the story goes.
A young boy, went by the name of baby reaver. Had a pet rabbit...an albino pet rabbit. Well one night I went to sleep. His little nose wiggling a thousand miles an hour constantly ( fucking creepy ) seriously look at a rabbits nose it never ever stops moving.

any way, so I got to sleep and big giant rabbit with red eyes and wiggling nose squashed me with his giant paw while laughing through its huge wiggling nose.

Well, so the next morning after the nightmare went away. I took that not so big rabbit out to the back yard and smashed its itty bitty head with my shovel. Then I proceeded to hack its head off with the wedge. 

All you animal crybabies shut up! It was quick and painless.

Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: Ghost on November 17, 2011, 10:19:27 AM
Hahahahahaha holy fuck man. I'm going to send you a pet rabbit :))
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: sledge on November 17, 2011, 10:21:48 AM
Hahahahahaha holy fuck man. I'm going to send you a pet rabbit :))

Or maybe a rabbits foot for good luck.   :)

This whole thing kind of reminds me of "Silence of the Rabbits".
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: Ghost on November 17, 2011, 10:22:42 AM
Hahahahahaha holy fuck man. I'm going to send you a pet rabbit :))

Or maybe a rabbits foot for good luck.   :)
I actually have a few back home. If I could find them I'd send him one :D
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: Reaver on November 17, 2011, 10:28:32 AM
I don't mind carrying a rabbits foot.

It shows victory over the enemy. Ya know kinda like gooks and ears
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: v0dka on November 17, 2011, 10:30:07 AM
hah holy fuck I wasn't expecting that.
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: APX808 on November 17, 2011, 10:40:59 AM
Alright guys the story goes.
A young boy, went by the name of baby reaver. Had a pet rabbit...an albino pet rabbit. Well one night I went to sleep. His little nose wiggling a thousand miles an hour constantly ( fucking creepy ) seriously look at a rabbits nose it never ever stops moving.

any way, so I got to sleep and big giant rabbit with red eyes and wiggling nose squashed me with his giant paw while laughing through its huge wiggling nose.

Well, so the next morning after the nightmare went away. I took that not so big rabbit out to the back yard and smashed its itty bitty head with my shovel. Then I proceeded to hack its head off with the wedge. 

All you animal crybabies shut up! It was quick and painless.

LOLZ, you ate the rabbit?
They are pretty tasty, my dad used to breed rabbits, I worked a lot of time making little jails and stuff for them.

When you kill them you need to keep his tail and foot with hair because skinned they look like a dead cat :D


Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: Reaver on November 18, 2011, 05:42:06 AM
Nope.
That was the only animal I've killed that I didn't eat though.

( except for grasshoppers, lizards. I'm sure there are a few others in there as well. but those two primarily stick out in my mind. )
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: Outonowhere on November 18, 2011, 08:42:37 AM
lol Its okay reaver, if you aint killed some small furry creature in your childhood you aint got that killer instinct that a good warrior needs.   [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co


That and you were probably coddled too much  [url=http://yoursmiles.org/p-m
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: APX808 on November 18, 2011, 03:18:22 PM
hey Reaver, this game is exactly what you need to channel your rabbit hate

http://armorgames.com/play/3241/bunny-invasion-2 (http://armorgames.com/play/3241/bunny-invasion-2)
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: NOLA556 on November 18, 2011, 03:30:48 PM
hey Reaver, this game is exactly what you need to channel your rabbit hate

[url]http://armorgames.com/play/3241/bunny-invasion-2[/url] ([url]http://armorgames.com/play/3241/bunny-invasion-2[/url])


DAMMIT APX now I can't stop playing this game. [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: special-k on November 18, 2011, 03:36:21 PM
hey Reaver, this game is exactly what you need to channel your rabbit hate

[url]http://armorgames.com/play/3241/bunny-invasion-2[/url] ([url]http://armorgames.com/play/3241/bunny-invasion-2[/url])


DAMMIT APX now I can't stop playing this game. [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at

"See you in bunny hell!"   [img]http://www.smileydesign.n
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: sledge on November 18, 2011, 04:37:34 PM
hey Reaver, this game is exactly what you need to channel your rabbit hate

[url]http://armorgames.com/play/3241/bunny-invasion-2[/url] ([url]http://armorgames.com/play/3241/bunny-invasion-2[/url])


Oh, Reaver's gonna love this!  LOL!
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: Reaver on November 20, 2011, 06:28:19 PM
lol, the song in the bar sounds like " Superstitious " by Stevie Ray Vaughn  [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: TreadOnMeNot on November 22, 2011, 03:49:51 PM
What do you guys think about these?
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: sledge on November 22, 2011, 04:11:40 PM
I think those antlers are fake!  Clever rabbit.  He's trying to fool the coyotes.
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: Reaver on November 22, 2011, 09:13:27 PM
APX & Frosty have the worst one's

Fuck that, those bitches would be catching Mr. 12 #4 from me.
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: Ghost on November 22, 2011, 09:27:06 PM
Fuck that, those bitches would be catching Mr. 12 #4 from me.
Me and APX, or the bunnies? ;D
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: Reaver on November 22, 2011, 10:12:47 PM
Fuck that, those bitches would be catching Mr. 12 #4 from me.
Me and APX, or the bunnies? ;D

The pictures you guys put up. The real looking one with the teeth & the costume one. Shit is fucking crazy.
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: Ghost on March 07, 2013, 12:22:10 PM
Soon be Easter, Reaver. Ready for the bunnies? :))
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: CrookedSights on March 07, 2013, 12:51:22 PM
How did I miss this thread? Reaver you ever read Bunnicula? One of my favorite books as a kid.
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: RS762 on March 07, 2013, 12:52:43 PM
lol i love this thread
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: APX808 on March 07, 2013, 01:20:10 PM
LOL, this shit is funny :D

@Reaver, what does your new eyes think about this cute rabbit?

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-xlbU3t_vQk/TFvIq26s7YI/AAAAAAAAAEU/4bN6VNRAhQg/s320/scary-bunny6.jpg)
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: Reaver on March 07, 2013, 05:08:30 PM
I hate you guys
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: APX808 on March 07, 2013, 05:20:25 PM
Ohhhh man, this never gets old...

I think for Easter, we should post bunny pics on random threads  >:D
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: Reaver on March 07, 2013, 05:24:02 PM
Ohhhh man, this never gets old...

I think for Easter, we should post bunny pics on random threads  >:D

I've pretty much gotten over it....so you don't have to do that..........seriously  :o
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: WhiteWolfReloaded on April 01, 2013, 10:36:52 AM
I can relate. I hate monkeys with a passion. My Dad's mom bought me one of those chimps that moves and hits symbols together. Story goes that she wound it up and put it down in front of me when I was about four. I flipped shit. Starting crying, knocked it off the table and smashed it. To this day I have the urge to grab a shotgun any time I see a monkey. Gorillas ironically don't bother me. So when you hear about someone getting their arm or face ripped up by a chimp you can guarantee I'm petitioning to kill them all. And yeah, I'm the guy who irritates the shit out of them at the zoo by making faces and flicking them off. On a funny note I had a friend in high school who went to the zoo and all the monkeys started throwing their shit at him. Just him. I told him it was because of his bigs ears.  :))
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: sledge on April 01, 2013, 10:58:54 AM
Yeah, monkeys can be pretty mean.  My aunt and uncle had a spider monkey that weirded me out.  It would sit there in it's cage and stare at me.  Then it would throw grapes and stuff at me and then just stare at me some more.  As much as it disliked me it really hated the family cat. 

When it would escape it's cage it would tear through the house chasing the cat who was terrified of it.  And this was no small cat.  It had an attitude and normally wouldn't take shit from anyone.  But when that monkey was on it's ass it would make these loud terrified cat noises and run for it's life while that monkey was chasing right behind him.  They would tear from room to room knocking stuff over as they went until my uncle would yell at them.  Then the monkey would head for the top of the bookcase and grab knick knacks to throw at anyone that approached him except for my uncle.

Thank God the thing finally died.  I'm sure he went straight to monkey hell.
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: special-k on April 01, 2013, 11:37:32 AM
For me, it's clowns.  I was terrified of them when I was very young.  I had an incident similar to WW's monkey with a jack-in-the-box.  Clowns are still creepy to this day.
(http://images.brisbanetimes.com.au/2013/02/01/3998384/pennywise-300x0.jpg)
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: WhiteWolfReloaded on April 01, 2013, 03:05:31 PM
No shit, I hate clowns too, but not  in scary way. Someone having a smile painted on them when they're working a dead end job with no future is just messed up. Though seeing the movie "IT" at a young age may have encouraged me to take a piss down the drain every time I took a shower. I guess my mentality was if I piss down the drain it's going to make him made enough to leave me alone. Or maybe he'll be afraid of what comes next.  :-\ Haven't been eaten yet.  :))
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: Reaver on April 01, 2013, 03:43:40 PM
http://www.happyplace.com/15235/the-creepiest-easter-bunny-photos-ever-taken/page/5 (http://www.happyplace.com/15235/the-creepiest-easter-bunny-photos-ever-taken/page/5)
Title: Re: This one's for Reaver. Sweet Dreams!
Post by: WhiteWolfReloaded on April 01, 2013, 05:30:05 PM
[url]http://www.happyplace.com/15235/the-creepiest-easter-bunny-photos-ever-taken/page/5[/url] ([url]http://www.happyplace.com/15235/the-creepiest-easter-bunny-photos-ever-taken/page/5[/url])


Shit. After looking at those I think pedobear or Jerry Sandusky would be a better candidate for a national holiday character than some of those bunnies.