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Off Topic/ B.S. => Trench Humor => Topic started by: Kobalt on November 15, 2011, 09:13:53 PM

Title: Teachers say the funniest stuff.
Post by: Kobalt on November 15, 2011, 09:13:53 PM
If you guys can remember some of the crazy shit your teachers, post it here.

Today in class my teacher said she attended a women's group called Sex is like Drano.
Title: Re: Teachers say the funniest stuff.
Post by: NOLA556 on November 15, 2011, 09:16:23 PM
Quote from: TheSpiritofAdventure on November 15, 2011, 09:13:53 PM
If you guys can remember some of the crazy shit your teachers, post it here.

Today in class my teacher said she attended a women's group called Sex is like Drano.

that is totally inappropriate for a 3rd grade classroom...
Title: Re: Teachers say the funniest stuff.
Post by: Kobalt on November 15, 2011, 09:17:31 PM
Quote from: NOLA556 on November 15, 2011, 09:16:23 PM
Quote from: TheSpiritofAdventure on November 15, 2011, 09:13:53 PM
If you guys can remember some of the crazy shit your teachers, post it here.

Today in class my teacher said she attended a women's group called Sex is like Drano.

that is totally inappropriate for a 3rd grade classroom...

I got Kelso burned.
Title: Re: Teachers say the funniest stuff.
Post by: thatGuy on November 15, 2011, 09:28:06 PM
Nola, PM Sent.
Title: Re: Teachers say the funniest stuff.
Post by: Reaver on November 15, 2011, 09:48:32 PM
http://www.dailycommercial.com/10-10-08-teacher (http://www.dailycommercial.com/10-10-08-teacher)

http://badbadteacher.com/laura-pace/ (http://badbadteacher.com/laura-pace/)

http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2008-10-18/news/teacher18_1_pace-eustis-high-lake-county (http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2008-10-18/news/teacher18_1_pace-eustis-high-lake-county)

 [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co Anyone want to send their child to public school in FL?

 :D
Title: Re: Teachers say the funniest stuff.
Post by: mountainredneck2051 on November 15, 2011, 10:00:00 PM
i really want to click those links but somehow i doubt i should in front of my girlfriend
Title: Re: Teachers say the funniest stuff.
Post by: Reaver on November 15, 2011, 10:03:41 PM
Quote from: mountainredneck2051 on November 15, 2011, 10:00:00 PM
i really want to click those links but somehow i doubt i should in front of my girlfriend

Its ok man, they are safe. Mostly news and police reports of my old english teacher.  >:D
Title: Re: Teachers say the funniest stuff.
Post by: special-k on November 15, 2011, 10:24:15 PM
Where were the teachers like this when I was in high school?  >:D
Title: Re: Teachers say the funniest stuff.
Post by: Reaver on November 15, 2011, 10:28:38 PM
Quote from: special-k on November 15, 2011, 10:24:15 PM
Where were the teachers like this when I was in high school?  >:D

Ask your football team.

Well, thats what she went after sooo I figured you should start there.
Title: Re: Teachers say the funniest stuff.
Post by: Kobalt on November 15, 2011, 10:34:18 PM
This is not what I had in mind when I made this topic  [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
Title: Re: Teachers say the funniest stuff.
Post by: Reaver on November 15, 2011, 10:44:42 PM
Quote from: TheSpiritofAdventure on November 15, 2011, 10:34:18 PM
This is not what I had in mind when I made this topic  [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at


lol, Well its within trench humor... and there is no nude pictures so... Its not breaking any rules.  ::)
Title: Re: Teachers say the funniest stuff.
Post by: Kobalt on November 15, 2011, 11:15:14 PM
If you want to get into it, you could say you have topicality issues ;)
Title: Re: Teachers say the funniest stuff.
Post by: PatriotSeeker on November 15, 2011, 11:48:19 PM
My 3rd and 4th grade teacher (the same person) taught the class how to fall in and march along to cadences. It got gay when the opposite class tried to do the same. So we stopped. Our teacher was ex Army (hoo-ah) Theirs was not. I think we win.

 Another time that was crazy was when my 8th grade teacher threw an eraser at a kid for talking when he wasnt supposed to. The damn thing bounced off his afro and flew right at my head which eventually got beamed. I got the rest of the period off and no homework.
Title: Re: Teachers say the funniest stuff.
Post by: Reaver on November 15, 2011, 11:56:22 PM
Yes! That's win right there man.  O0