1) A penny for your thoughts seems a little pricey.
2) I'll tell you what's wrong with society. No one drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore.
3) Am I perfect? No. Am I trying to be a better person? Also no.
4) I was taught to think before I act. So if I smack the shit outta you rest assured I've thought about it and am confident in my decision.
5) In order to insult me I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.
6) My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.
7) It's ok if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right.