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Offline JoJo

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Smoking in the rain
« on: April 25, 2017, 09:05:09 PM »
 

I could not copy and paste.
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Re: Smoking in the rain
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2017, 06:23:36 AM »
JoJo, the system can't post a picture from your email inbox. 

They do that to keep the russians out of it.
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Re: Smoking in the rain
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2017, 08:52:28 AM »
 Thanks didn't know that but Ivan said it would work :lmfao:
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Re: Smoking in the rain
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2017, 08:49:52 PM »
PM someone here your email addy.

The can send you a note.

You can send them the thing to post.

They can post it.

We can all view it.

We can all appreciate it.

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Re: Smoking in the rain
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2017, 08:37:48 PM »
was this it?

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Re: Smoking in the rain
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2017, 09:39:23 PM »
 Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home having a drink and a smoke when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts the end off and puts it on her her cigarette and continues to smoke.
 Arlene: What in hell is that?
 Jane: It's a condom. This way my cigarette won't get wet.
 Arlene: Where did you get it?
 Jane: At the Pharmacy, they all have them.
 The next day Arlene hobbled herself to the Pharmacy and asked the Pharmacist for a box of condoms. The Pharmacist obviously embarrassed looks at her kind of strangely (after all she is over 80yrs old) but very delicately asks what size, texture and brand of condom she preferred.
 Doesn't matter she replied as long as it fits on a camel.
 The Pharmacist fainted
   
     
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Re: Smoking in the rain
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2017, 09:42:17 AM »
He sent me this one.

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Re: Smoking in the rain
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2017, 09:44:21 AM »
and this.

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Re: Smoking in the rain
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2017, 09:47:15 AM »
Of course a swinging ape is always good too.  Another from JoJo

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