Last summer, on one of those really hot days, my friend Jeff and I was driving down this dirt road. We're B.S.ing and cruising along when we both simultaneously looked down along side this old barn and noticed this big ass dog chained to it. He's just laying there in the dust and licking between his legs. After going by, I looked over at Jeff and said,"Don't you wish you could do that?" Jeff said, "Yeah, but that SOB would bite me sure as hell"
