An assistant to Nancy Pelosi told her she had a fantastic dream last night.
There was a humongous parade in Washington celebrating Pelosi.
Millions lined the parade route, cheering when Nancy went past. Bands were
playing; children were throwing confetti into the air; there were
balloons everywhere. It was the biggest celebration Washington had
ever seen.
Nancy was very impressed and said, "That's really great!
By the way, how did I look in your dream? Was my hair okay?"
Her assistant said, "I couldn't tell, the casket was closed."
