Unchained Preppers
Off Topic/ B.S. => Trench Humor => Topic started by: hjmoosejaw on January 31, 2012, 10:41:29 PM
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A man gets on a bus and notices this gorgeous woman sitting across from him. She's got this short dress with a slit up the side, beautiful legs,and long beautiful hair. He notices she's reading this big book. He's tilting his head trying to read the title. After a few minutes, he says " Excuse me Miss, What's that you're reading? " She said " It's called : The Anatomy of The Male " So he says, "Have you learned anything ?" She said "Well , I learned that Indian men have the longest penis's " He says "That's interesting, Have you learned anything else?". She said " I learned that Polish men have the biggest circumference " He said "Well isn't that something? By the way, What's your name ? " She said " Jane Wilson, What's yours ?" He said " Tonto Kowalski "
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Two aliens are flying over the Neveda dessert when one says "Hey I've spotted life." while he points down at an old gas station. That being said they land their flying saucer near this abandoned 1940's gas station and procede to walk directly up to one of the old pumps. The older of the aliens remains silent. The young one says "Hello. We come in peace. Please take us to your leader." Of course the old gas pump says nothing. The two look at eachother perturbed. Then the young one says again, "Hello. We come in peace. Take us to your leader now." Still nothing. This time the one reaches for his ray gun and says "Take me to your mother fu8%$#@ leader NOW!!!" The alien senses the urgency and yells out "No! Don't shoot!" By this time the young aliens finger was already squeezing the trigger. BOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!! A loud explosion ripped through the area. Apparently the old gas station was still fully loaded. Two hours and about 10 yards away both aliens wake from being knocked unconscious. The young one looks particularly upset. He turns to the old one and says "How, how did you know I shouldn't shoot? The old one stands while brushing himself off and humbly says "In all my years, and throughout my many adventures in this galaxy I've learned one extremely important fact young one. Never fuck with a creature that can wrap his own dick around himself twice and stick it in his own ear."
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LOL! Good one.
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LOL! Good one.
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Love it!
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Lol tanto.