A man gets on a bus and notices this gorgeous woman sitting across from him. She's got this short dress with a slit up the side, beautiful legs,and long beautiful hair. He notices she's reading this big book. He's tilting his head trying to read the title. After a few minutes, he says " Excuse me Miss, What's that you're reading? " She said " It's called : The Anatomy of The Male " So he says, "Have you learned anything ?" She said "Well , I learned that Indian men have the longest penis's " He says "That's interesting, Have you learned anything else?". She said " I learned that Polish men have the biggest circumference " He said "Well isn't that something? By the way, What's your name ? " She said " Jane Wilson, What's yours ?" He said " Tonto Kowalski "
