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goodnightChesty1775

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mall ninja: where it all began...
« on: December 26, 2011, 03:32:41 AM »
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Re: mall ninja: where it all began...
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2011, 02:21:37 PM »
Sit down children and let me tell you the tale of the mall ninja.
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Re: mall ninja: where it all began...
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2011, 02:25:12 PM »
ah yes, the origins of the mall minja, classic.
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Re: mall ninja: where it all began...
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2011, 02:47:17 PM »
LOL! So that's where mall ninja comes from.  I laughed until I had tears in my eyes!  :)  Thanks for posting it!     

I kept picturing GECKO45 as a guy who used to work for me several years ago.  I saw him about two weeks ago when I was coming out of Marshall's doing some Christmas shopping.  He was walking up the sidewalk with a buddy and I guess it was his girlfriend.  He was wearing a camo t-shirt, bdu pants and combat boots with a little straight blade knife in a sheath on his side.

Maybe, unbeknownst to me, there was a mall ninja operative trailing him.  Making sure I was safe.  Thank you Mall Ninja's everywhere for keeping us safe and providing amusement.   :)



   
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Re: mall ninja: where it all began...
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2011, 03:01:07 PM »
now i wear army issue desert boots almost everyday, but when i wear cammies i NEVER wear boots...i just cant do it, to much for me.
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Re: mall ninja: where it all began...
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2011, 03:18:14 PM »
I've got a walk in closet full of stuff including bdu's.  But I haven't worn them much since I got away from the militia thing.  Even then I didn't wear them unless we were training. 

In my opinion they tend to draw attention to you.  I don't need that right now and probably won't wear them even if things go bad unless they reach the Mad Max level.   Which in all reality I don't think will happen short of WWIII. 

Will WWIII happen?  I don't know, I don't get to make those kinds of decisions.  Hopefully all of the saber rattling that's been going on is just that, saber rattling.

If Mad Max goes down I'll be looking to recruit some of those highly specialized mall ninjas.    :)       
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Re: mall ninja: where it all began...
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2011, 04:29:43 PM »
Thanks to the op for that. Always get a nice chuckle from ye olden days of the mall ninjas.
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Re: mall ninja: where it all began...
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2011, 05:04:30 PM »
Hey Sledge, smite!

I got a leather jacket that I plan on pulling one sleeve off of if it goes all Mad Max. Just waiting...
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Re: mall ninja: where it all began...
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2011, 05:09:00 PM »
Quote from: thatguy on December 26, 2011, 05:04:30 PM
Hey Sledge, smite!

I got a leather jacket that I plan on pulling one sleeve off of if it goes all Mad Max. Just waiting...

LOL!  Just make sure you hang on to the sleeve.  You can cut it into leather strips which could come in handy.   :)
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Re: mall ninja: where it all began...
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2011, 09:49:44 PM »
I'll be wearing only a leather trench coat over my body...that way, I won't need flash grenades....

/lame jokes

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Re: mall ninja: where it all began...
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2011, 10:14:49 AM »
Tactical loin cloths and war paint. Oh, and flip flops. I wont have to fire a shot because I'd scare my enemy and they will run away.


Leather jacket with one sleeve, pfft.
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