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Offline Kbop

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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #725 on: March 05, 2020, 05:53:43 PM »
found on the web:

My family on the Corona Virus
Dec 2019 me; we should keep an eye on this.  family; you're a hypochondriac.
Jan 2020 me; we should stock up.  family; you're being dramatic.
Feb 2020 Family; what should we be doing? me; i explain pandemic preparedness.
Mar 2020 Family; ignore everything i or the DH&SC said and stockpile toilet paper. me,  :faint:

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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #726 on: March 07, 2020, 06:04:56 PM »
found on the web:

My family on the Corona Virus
Dec 2019 me; we should keep an eye on this.  family; you're a hypochondriac.
Jan 2020 me; we should stock up.  family; you're being dramatic.
Feb 2020 Family; what should we be doing? me; i explain pandemic preparedness.
Mar 2020 Family; ignore everything i or the DH&SC said and stockpile toilet paper. me,  :faint:

LOL. So the Shoprite near me was nearly empty of TP but the BJs was well stocked. One bulk buy lasts myself + 1 a year, so I got two more for the inevitable handouts to family if it gets really bad.

But I feel you. I explain the Dos and Don'ts and then the stuff they come back to me with is  :suicide:
Blessed be the LORD my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight: My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me.

Psalm 144:1-2

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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #727 on: March 24, 2020, 08:37:39 AM »
Batman says shelter in place.

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If you need a second magazine, its time to call in air support.

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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #728 on: March 24, 2020, 08:38:43 AM »
Gloves, Masks, Clothes?

All?

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If you need a second magazine, its time to call in air support.

God created Man, Col. Sam Colt made him equal, John Moses Browning turned equality to perfection, Gaston Glock turned perfection into plastic fantastic junk.

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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #729 on: March 24, 2020, 01:25:00 PM »
As it says--

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If you need a second magazine, its time to call in air support.

God created Man, Col. Sam Colt made him equal, John Moses Browning turned equality to perfection, Gaston Glock turned perfection into plastic fantastic junk.

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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #730 on: March 24, 2020, 10:08:02 PM »
You will know its time when Cantore gets there.

Nemo

If you need a second magazine, its time to call in air support.

God created Man, Col. Sam Colt made him equal, John Moses Browning turned equality to perfection, Gaston Glock turned perfection into plastic fantastic junk.

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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #731 on: March 24, 2020, 10:12:59 PM »
Remember Epstein?

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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #732 on: March 25, 2020, 09:35:29 PM »
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