Author Topic: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD (Read 143093 times)

NOLA556 · « **Reply #475 on:** October 04, 2012, 11:30:43 PM »

bro i don't know wtf you're talking about. I feast on that shit. (when it's allowed)

gapatriot · « **Reply #476 on:** October 04, 2012, 11:42:24 PM »

When we went shooting she didnt seem upset at all I didnt eat it!

thatGuy · « **Reply #477 on:** October 05, 2012, 02:44:45 PM »

I am going to settle this issue.

Make a deal with your lady, Tell her you don't care one way or the other and she what she does... No one likes shaving, it is an affront to the sensibilities of God, man and beast.

Did you know that an honest beard defeats a facial scanner?

Did you sunlight doesn't reflect off of a beard but it does a shaved face.

The average man spends 60 hours a year shaving, 3,300 hours in a life time.. that is a year and a half, 8 hours a day, 40 a week.

Nearly 70% of American women prefer a clean-shaven man, the other 30% are wild lovers.

The only people in this world who don't like beards are those who feel like lesser men because they can't grow them, this includes the women.

Kentactic · « **Reply #478 on:** October 05, 2012, 07:45:17 PM »

I love beards... on other dudes. wheres that put me in this whole theory? lol..

More bearded men means less competition for the ladies. All my friends have beards.. Im like the not so hot, hot chick but since i hang out with all fat chicks i look way better.

Also i think the thousands of native americans and eskimo's who cant grow beards feel plenty man enough lol

mountainredneck2051 · « **Reply #479 on:** October 09, 2012, 02:07:03 AM »

last time i told a gf i was gonna quit shaving she said if i did so would she

needless to say i shaved that night [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at

thatGuy · « **Reply #480 on:** October 09, 2012, 12:52:13 PM »

You should have called her bush... I mean bluff.

If you guy think that you are bagging better without a beard then more power to you.

I can only speak to my own experience, which has been vastly curtailed by my marital status.

gapatriot · « **Reply #481 on:** October 09, 2012, 01:54:04 PM »

I gotta say when im out on the prowl no beard when I hook em and get comfortable im like "this is sparta!!!!"

STRAITJACKET · « **Reply #482 on:** October 09, 2012, 05:22:59 PM »

Quote from: gapatriot on October 09, 2012, 01:54:04 PM

I gotta say when im out on the prowl no beard when I hook em and get comfortable im like "this is sparta!!!!"

Now that should be on a t-shirt,lmao.

backwoodsboy · « **Reply #483 on:** October 10, 2012, 12:03:15 AM »

This is going kinda far. lol

EJR914 · « **Reply #484 on:** October 10, 2012, 10:31:47 AM »

Quote from: thatguy on October 05, 2012, 02:44:45 PM

I am going to settle this issue.

Make a deal with your lady, Tell her you don't care one way or the other and she what she does... No one likes shaving, it is an affront to the sensibilities of God, man and beast.

Did you know that an honest beard defeats a facial scanner?

Did you sunlight doesn't reflect off of a beard but it does a shaved face.

The average man spends 60 hours a year shaving, 3,300 hours in a life time.. that is a year and a half, 8 hours a day, 40 a week.

Nearly 70% of American women prefer a clean-shaven man, the other 30% are wild lovers.

The only people in this world who don't like beards are those who feel like lesser men because they can't grow them, this includes the women.

Fucking hell yeah, and I am one of those little bitches than can't grow a decent beard, (fucking baby face!) I would have a badass beard if I could grow a decent one, bro!

Kobalt · « **Reply #485 on:** October 10, 2012, 12:48:32 PM »

http://youtu.be/rAlTOfl9F2w

Outonowhere · « **Reply #486 on:** October 13, 2012, 02:24:15 AM »

Great to see you getting use outta that bush rag you made Ken lol

[url=http://yoursmiles.org/p-m

CrookedSights · « **Reply #487 on:** October 13, 2012, 07:13:43 AM »

Quote from: mountainredneck2051 on October 09, 2012, 02:07:03 AM

last time i told a gf i was gonna quit shaving she said if i did so would she

What the problem is?

Aside from being the primary marker for badassidry and immense sexual prowess, what matters most is Jesus had a beard and that's good enough for me.

CrookedSights · « **Reply #488 on:** October 13, 2012, 11:35:28 AM »

Quote from: gapatriot on October 04, 2012, 11:04:01 PM

look all im saying is if you boys gotta put your face down there to make 'em happy your doing something wrong!!!! I have a great beard going and I aint ate pussy in like 7 years and havent heard a single gal complain. Nola has seen a very smiling face from one!

Maybe re-read the beard for bros thread?

STRAITJACKET · « **Reply #489 on:** October 13, 2012, 03:44:31 PM »

Ranger up campaign parody vid,lol.

http://youtu.be/RKO28wlb3yk

Kentactic · « **Reply #490 on:** October 13, 2012, 07:54:58 PM »

Quote from: Outonowhere on October 13, 2012, 02:24:15 AM

Great to see you getting use outta that bush rag you made Ken lol

Haha...

EJR914 · « **Reply #491 on:** October 14, 2012, 05:54:30 AM »

Quote from: STRAITJACKET on October 13, 2012, 03:44:31 PM

Ranger up campaign parody vid,lol.

http://youtu.be/RKO28wlb3yk

Not bad, shows how much of a farce our whole government and country has become.

mountainredneck2051 · « **Reply #492 on:** October 14, 2012, 11:28:59 AM »

Quote from: STRAITJACKET on October 13, 2012, 03:44:31 PM

Ranger up campaign parody vid,lol.

http://youtu.be/RKO28wlb3yk

is the singer nutnfancy?

STRAITJACKET · « **Reply #493 on:** October 15, 2012, 05:52:42 PM »

Quote from: mountainredneck2051 on October 14, 2012, 11:28:59 AM

Quote from: STRAITJACKET on October 13, 2012, 03:44:31 PM
Ranger up campaign parody vid,lol.

http://youtu.be/RKO28wlb3yk

is the singer nutnfancy?

I dont believe so, but I can see somewhat of a likeness,lol.

EJR914 · « **Reply #494 on:** October 24, 2012, 11:54:55 AM »


Roy D Mercer Prank call to the Police Chief

Reaver · « **Reply #495 on:** October 30, 2012, 01:33:29 PM »


Video WTF Of The Week

mountainredneck2051 · « **Reply #496 on:** October 31, 2012, 12:37:50 AM »

thats the last time i do acid at a swingers party [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at

thatGuy · « **Reply #497 on:** October 31, 2012, 12:38:36 AM »

I think folks are confusing stupid for funny.

Outonowhere · « **Reply #498 on:** October 31, 2012, 02:33:10 AM »

Quote from: thatguy on October 31, 2012, 12:38:36 AM

I think folks are confusing stupid for funny.

[URL=http://www.smileyvault.co

EJR914 · « **Reply #499 on:** October 31, 2012, 08:58:01 AM »

That was just distubring, WTF was that?

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