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Offline Outonowhere

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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #200 on: February 05, 2012, 09:49:06 AM »
Quote from: AllShallPerishJ on February 04, 2012, 11:45:44 PM



AWESOME! LOL [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #201 on: February 06, 2012, 02:35:28 AM »
lol, don't ask me how I got here....  [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at

lol, at 1:03 IT cuts ass I think..  [img]http://www.smileydesign.n

Damn Trolls....


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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #202 on: February 06, 2012, 10:26:25 AM »
Reaver  [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #203 on: February 06, 2012, 10:36:12 AM »
Quote from: Reaver on February 06, 2012, 02:35:28 AM
lol, don't ask me how I got here....  [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at

lol, at 1:03 IT cuts ass I think..  [img]http://www.smileydesign.n

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Kill it with fire!

Be honest, Reaver, would you eat that?
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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #204 on: February 06, 2012, 02:21:42 PM »
Probably not.

But all of that ...extra ugh....

Well lets just say, there are ways to use body fats for fuels, & that is probably what would happen with that.  [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #205 on: February 06, 2012, 02:31:42 PM »
LOL So that thing would basically become lamp fuel?  LOL
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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #206 on: February 06, 2012, 02:44:48 PM »
Quote from: EJR914 on February 06, 2012, 02:31:42 PM
LOL So that thing would basically become lamp fuel?  LOL

I wouldn't have to worry about fuel for a while. lol
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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #207 on: February 06, 2012, 03:38:03 PM »
just making whale oil is goddamn stinky, but processing that might outright kill you
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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #208 on: February 06, 2012, 03:55:26 PM »
Quote from: Reaver on February 06, 2012, 02:44:48 PM
I wouldn't have to worry about fuel for a while. lol

Maybe a years worth.
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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #209 on: February 06, 2012, 04:10:44 PM »
Feed me enough wildturkey 101 and I would hit it!! I would require a half gallon of whiskey and a 50 lbs bag of flour, the flour is to cover her in (so i can find the wet spot for you young bloods) :o.
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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #210 on: February 06, 2012, 04:16:46 PM »
Quote from: wildturkey on February 06, 2012, 04:10:44 PM
Feed me enough wildturkey 101 and I would hit it!! I would require a half gallon of whiskey and a 50 lbs bag of flour, the flour is to cover her in (so i can find the wet spot for you young bloods) :o.

yup youve done alot of fat chicks in your day.....
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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #211 on: February 06, 2012, 04:18:29 PM »
The flour trick is a tried and true method, from what I've heard...  I've never done a fat chick, but like I said, turning down head from a fat chick is really tough when you're single.  LOL   :-X
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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #212 on: February 06, 2012, 07:34:28 PM »
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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #213 on: February 06, 2012, 08:02:27 PM »
yeah i lol'd hard
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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #214 on: February 06, 2012, 08:13:20 PM »
Quote from: crudos on January 26, 2012, 11:10:49 PM
Girls of StraightPrep.com

i may have some pics like this one with my guns in them coming soon...  >:D

keep your fingers crossed.
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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #215 on: February 07, 2012, 09:00:26 AM »
My wife showed me this last night.  LOL!

Top Ten Reasons Why Some Men Favor Handguns Over Women.

1)  You can trade in an old 44 for a new 22, no questions asked.

2)  You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you're on the road.

3)  If you admire a friends handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

4)  Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a back up.

5)  Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

6)  A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

7)  Handguns function normally every day of the month.

8)  A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"

9)  A handgun doesn't mind of you go to sleep after you use it.

10)  You can buy a silencer for a handgun!
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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #216 on: February 07, 2012, 09:41:39 AM »
One day, a local rancher in a community of German decent was driving down a country road and noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted:

"Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have peed in it."

The man shouted back:
"I'm from New York and I'm just down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #217 on: February 07, 2012, 04:25:10 PM »
Quote from: sledge on February 07, 2012, 09:00:26 AM
My wife showed me this last night.  LOL!

Top Ten Reasons Why Some Men Favor Handguns Over Women.

1)  You can trade in an old 44 for a new 22, no questions asked.

2)  You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you're on the road.

3)  If you admire a friends handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

4)  Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a back up.

5)  Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

6)  A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

7)  Handguns function normally every day of the month.

8)  A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"

9)  A handgun doesn't mind of you go to sleep after you use it.

10)  You can buy a silencer for a handgun!


The wife and I have His & Hers shirts  [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co We wear them to all the gunshows we go to.  :))
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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #218 on: February 07, 2012, 05:22:46 PM »
Nola i Lol'd fucking hard at that video
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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #219 on: February 07, 2012, 06:11:29 PM »
Quote from: NOLA556 on February 06, 2012, 08:13:20 PM
Quote from: crudos on January 26, 2012, 11:10:49 PM
Girls of StraightPrep.com

i may have some pics like this one with my guns in them coming soon...  >:D

keep your fingers crossed.
Just ah, make sure they're unloaded. You don't want to be like this one couple I heard of on the news a few years back where the dumbass forgot to unchamber the final round and his blushing bride to a shot in the vag.  :o She lived. Exited through her upper pelvic region shall we say.
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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #220 on: February 09, 2012, 02:04:58 PM »
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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #221 on: February 09, 2012, 02:53:05 PM »
What the frack?!?!?!
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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #222 on: February 09, 2012, 08:20:28 PM »
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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #223 on: February 09, 2012, 10:02:25 PM »
How did I never find out about Techno Viking before this? FML!

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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #224 on: February 09, 2012, 10:26:28 PM »
Techno Viking seems to have aged some.  I wonder if he was hiding out with MR. L&L?


The Return of the Techno Viking
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