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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #100 on: November 30, 2011, 07:19:58 PM »
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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #101 on: November 30, 2011, 08:25:56 PM »
I love grandma and apple pie so I guess I'm supposed to keep my mouth shut.  But to quote the Swede, "I just couldn't make those numbers add up."  If you don't know who the Swede is you are missing a great show.



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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #102 on: November 30, 2011, 09:52:17 PM »
ASP...that was epic win, dude.

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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #103 on: December 01, 2011, 01:39:54 PM »
Ultimate George Bush Stupidicy Video
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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #104 on: December 02, 2011, 06:21:25 PM »
I was at WalMart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ???

So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in inten......sive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say........................ now that you've read it I have to confess, I copied it from someone else.. share and make someone else smile today :)



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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #105 on: December 04, 2011, 02:44:39 PM »
Lol. Russkies took out his tv. Hahaha.

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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #106 on: December 04, 2011, 06:26:41 PM »
This is more of a wtf thing.
Fan out your shots. We want everyone to get some.

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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #107 on: December 04, 2011, 06:43:10 PM »
Ah, yep. The "WTF?" part came in loud and clear.

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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #109 on: December 05, 2011, 02:58:36 AM »
cable cutters and sunshine... it's the most important part.

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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #110 on: December 05, 2011, 08:34:02 AM »
cable cutters and sunshine... it's the most important part.

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OMFG What a way to start the day... thanks NOLA

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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #111 on: December 05, 2011, 10:11:42 PM »
Look who's back.............. um ...... that'd be me.


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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #112 on: December 05, 2011, 11:04:56 PM »
i lold

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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #113 on: December 06, 2011, 07:34:43 PM »
Warped tour 2011 Chicago! Kid gets punched. Mosh pit! Winds of Plague


mute this gay shit,

Ghostbusters Theme


go to about 12 secs and play this^



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i kinda feel bad about laughing at them, because they might just be epileptic trying to swim...

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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #114 on: December 06, 2011, 08:20:04 PM »
They kind of looked like they were doing zombie impersonations.  Wonder what that was all about?



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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #115 on: December 06, 2011, 11:23:50 PM »
They kind of looked like they were doing zombie impersonations.  Wonder what that was all about?

it's this queer style of "dancing" to that "core" metal bullshit.
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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #116 on: December 07, 2011, 11:13:42 AM »
That's the gayest moshing i've ever seen.
Getting punched in a mosh pit is part of moshing.
sic luceat lux

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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #117 on: December 07, 2011, 03:21:53 PM »
That's the gayest moshing i've ever seen.
Getting punched in a mosh pit is part of moshing.

that wasnt moshing...i hate those fucking karate kid fags, i go out of my way to destroy those guys in my pit...

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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #118 on: December 08, 2011, 12:07:20 AM »


lol. these got arrested for causing 12 accidents on a freeway in maine. LOOL!

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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #119 on: December 11, 2011, 12:43:18 PM »
That's the gayest moshing i've ever seen.
Getting punched in a mosh pit is part of moshing.

that wasnt moshing...i hate those fucking karate kid fags, i go out of my way to destroy those guys in my pit...

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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #120 on: December 11, 2011, 12:45:14 PM »
And just in time for Christmas!!!

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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #121 on: December 11, 2011, 01:51:58 PM »
Fucking Win
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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #122 on: December 11, 2011, 11:07:34 PM »
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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #123 on: December 12, 2011, 01:13:43 AM »
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What the fuck
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Re: lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD
« Reply #124 on: December 12, 2011, 04:17:03 AM »
her lips are going to get chapped if she keeps doing that  C:-) [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co 8)