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Off Topic/ B.S. => Trench Humor => Topic started by: NOLA556 on May 26, 2012, 09:39:42 PM

Title: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: NOLA556 on May 26, 2012, 09:39:42 PM
I'm REALLY REALLY sorry buddy, but there's just no way I could justify not doing this...

(http://i1111.photobucket.com/albums/h473/NOLA556/002-5.jpg)
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: Kobalt on May 26, 2012, 09:52:19 PM
I'm REALLY REALLY sorry buddy, but there's just no way I could justify not doing this...

([url]http://i1111.photobucket.com/albums/h473/NOLA556/002-5.jpg[/url])


Fuck it I'm getting a ar!
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: Reaver on May 27, 2012, 02:39:14 AM
I'm REALLY REALLY sorry buddy, but there's just no way I could justify not doing this...

([url]http://i1111.photobucket.com/albums/h473/NOLA556/002-5.jpg[/url])


Fuck it I'm getting a ar!


Wait.... what just happened?
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: NOLA556 on May 27, 2012, 02:53:23 AM

Wait.... what just happened?


GAP's rifle fell apart while shooting and I was lucky enough to witness it!! HAHAHAHA;LFDJA;LSDFKJ;LDKASJF;LDFKJAS he'll never live it down in my book. 
 [img]http://www.smileydesign.n .............  :'(
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: Reaver on May 27, 2012, 03:23:55 AM
And this is our master machinist.....that is building a belt fed......

(http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt331/juba811/Book%20of%20Trolls/facepalm1.jpg)
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: NOLA556 on May 27, 2012, 12:58:04 PM
lol.. oh come on now... i'm just ribbing him. when that shit happened i RAN back to the truck to get the camera and in the picture he's in the process of trying to hide the evidence.  :))
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: Reaver on May 27, 2012, 09:27:56 PM
lol.. oh come on now... i'm just ribbing him. when that shit happened i RAN back to the truck to get the camera and in the picture he's in the process of trying to hide the evidence.  :))

Should have just tossed it in the mud. GAP buy an Arsenal
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: thatGuy on May 28, 2012, 11:11:30 AM
My sources state GAP said "Let me show you something you can do with an AK that you can do with an AR," I will remember that next time I want my rifle to turn back into a parts kit.
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: special-k on May 28, 2012, 11:19:23 AM
I still can't blame this on the AK's design.  This was obviously the result of a bad build, whether it be from the factory or a do-it-yourself project.
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: gapatriot on May 28, 2012, 09:54:12 PM
Fucking welds broke!!!! Im going to get off my lazy ass and actually rivit it! Nola it had nothing to do with me beating it on a tree shortly before we went to shoot! Good times though man, i gotta give it to you, u have bigger balls than me throwing you ar on the ground with the eotech on it!
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: NOLA556 on May 28, 2012, 10:14:00 PM
Fucking welds broke!!!! Im going to get off my lazy ass and actually rivit it! Nola it had nothing to do with me beating it on a tree shortly before we went to shoot! Good times though man, i gotta give it to you, u have bigger balls than me throwing you ar on the ground with the eotech on it!

lol... good times. i'll never do that to my gun again though. i just can't turn down a challenge like that.
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: thatGuy on May 29, 2012, 10:00:24 AM
(http://www.arizonaresponsesystems.com/notes/notesak/ak74build/akrivets.jpg)
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: Reaver on May 29, 2012, 11:19:26 AM
([url]http://www.arizonaresponsesystems.com/notes/notesak/ak74build/akrivets.jpg[/url])


hahahaahahah this is priceless. The best.  [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co You get win of the troll face for the fucking month bro.  [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co AWESOME!


Hahhah Fuck you GAP!!  ;D
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: gapatriot on May 29, 2012, 03:07:42 PM
Hey i wouldnt feel like part of the group if yall didnt fuck with me about this one!
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: thatGuy on May 29, 2012, 03:10:11 PM
It's only because we love you!

Lessons learned?
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: Kobalt on May 29, 2012, 03:20:33 PM
Hey i wouldnt feel like part of the group if yall didnt fuck with me about this one!

Do a blog Tv.
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: gapatriot on May 29, 2012, 03:42:12 PM
Nope i said fuck it and turned the heat up all the way and welded it again >:D
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: NOLA556 on May 29, 2012, 04:03:49 PM
Nope i said fuck it and turned the heat up all the way and welded it again >:D


 [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: EJR914 on May 29, 2012, 07:08:32 PM
Nope i said fuck it and turned the heat up all the way and welded it again >:D


So it can blow up a 3rd time?  LOL

Guys, if you don't know, this weld has broken before when we were on the range.  The amazing this is that because of the AK design, when the gun blows up, it does so in a way as to not cause any injury to the shooter or those around them.  In fact, you could say it behaved perfectly, just as it was designed to.

GAP, we're gunna either screw that shit or rivet it, no more KABOOMS man!  LOL

We are going to rivet our AK's for the record!  None of this welding shit!   [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: NOLA556 on May 29, 2012, 07:18:06 PM
Nope i said fuck it and turned the heat up all the way and welded it again >:D


So it can blow up a 3rd time?  LOL

Guys, if you don't know, this weld has broken before when we were on the range.  The amazing this is that because of the AK design, when the gun blows up, it does so in a way as to not cause any injury to the shooter or those around them.  In fact, you could say it behaved perfectly, just as it was designed to.

GAP, we're gunna either screw that shit or rivet it, no more KABOOMS man!  LOL

We are going to rivet our AK's for the record!  None of this welding shit!   [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at


you know, as much as I LOVE trolling the AK guys, I gotta give it to you, I think you're right about this one. and I was a direct witness to it. there was absolutely NO warning that anything was wrong until GAP said: "welp, that's it, it blew up"... inside my head I'm saying "wtf is he talking about?" and then he proceeds to separate the two halves... at which point I was overtaken with uncontrollable laughter...  :)) (only because he talked SO much shit leading up to that day)

but either way, I can agree with what you said about the AK's design. BUT!! I must throw something else in there that may or may not spark a debate...  >:D

I was talking to mtn about this and he brought up a good point: AR's are like semi-auto pistols and AK's are like revolvers, a failure in a AR tends to be an easy and quick-fix (like most semi-auto pistols), whereas a failure in an AK (however uncommon) tends to be catastrophic and requires tools and a workbench to repair (like a revolver).

shitstorm in: 3... 2.... 1... GO!

lol
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: thatGuy on May 30, 2012, 01:24:13 PM
You know GAP that your AK will just fall apart again if you chose to weld it back together and not because of your skills as a welder.

It's all about design, when we watch the slow motion footage of an AK firing we see that the recever does a ton of flexing from the load placed upon it. A weld is a very rigid connection and doesn't allow for those parts to move around on their own as opposed to rivets which allow for a limited amount of play.

So let's say for the purpose of discussion that you do "turn the heat up" and get a solid weld, you know whats going to happen next time? The thinner metal of the recever will be taking that load instead of the rivets and it will begin to tear right next to your weld and that my friend won't be something that can be fixed because fatigued metal doesn't weld back together worth a shit.

I would grind that shit down and take it to a machine shop so they can press in some high carbon steel rivets. Just my 2 cents.
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: special-k on May 30, 2012, 02:15:00 PM
Topic has been split:

Posts concerning gapatriot's broken AK have been split from "lAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THREAD" and moved into "gapatriot's AK broke."
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: thatGuy on May 30, 2012, 02:16:23 PM
Good call Special-K.
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: gapatriot on May 30, 2012, 03:21:12 PM
Tg yeah i know man i just really dont feel like pulling the barrel to do it right  [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at if i have time this weekend i may mess with it, i havent even gotten it out of the van yet. i may just screw build it and be done with it.
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: RS762 on May 30, 2012, 03:33:44 PM
lol damn someone beat me to the rivets picture  :'(
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: EJR914 on May 30, 2012, 04:22:06 PM
Yep, fuck it, just screw the bitch.  LOL
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: JohnyMac on May 30, 2012, 09:45:02 PM
Hey if anybody needs an AK contact Mohammad in Heart, Afghanistan at www. AlAkbarAKforu.com. He makes his AK?s in a little hut and does not weld?He rivets. His cousin works for the US Post Office in Dearborn Michigan. You can buy hut made - Guaranteed not to break apart AK?s from him at: www.MIPATRIOT.com (http://www.MIPATRIOT.com)

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Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: cornkiller1 on May 31, 2012, 02:31:53 AM
Hey if anybody needs an AK contact Mohammad in Heart, Afghanistan at www. AlAkbarAKforu.com. He makes his AK?s in a little hut and does not weld?He rivets. His cousin works for the US Post Office in Dearborn Michigan. You can buy hut made - Guaranteed not to break apart AK?s from him at: [url=http://www.MIPATRIOT.com]www.MIPATRIOT.com[/url] ([url]http://www.MIPATRIOT.com[/url])

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Is it sad I actually clicked the web page?
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: JohnyMac on May 31, 2012, 10:03:43 AM
Cornkiller  [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at

I haven't laughed so hard in weeks.
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: thatGuy on May 31, 2012, 01:02:04 PM
Dammit Johny, I clicked it too!
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: sledge on May 31, 2012, 03:35:34 PM
I wonder if Mohammad, the AK in a hut guy, would be interested in buying some used AK parts?  I know a guy who has some in his truck.

Sorry GAP, I needed a laugh.  My wife is going down the same road your's has.  Seems to be contagious on SP.  Wonder who's next?
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: Kobalt on June 01, 2012, 09:21:26 PM
Is it fixed yet?
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: gapatriot on June 02, 2012, 11:49:24 AM
Not yet its kinda low on my list of things to do, i have other ak's i can shoot if i need to.
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: EJR914 on June 02, 2012, 11:50:05 AM
Is it fixed yet?

I think he just welded it back, so no.  I'll make him rivet or screw it, though, then it will be fixed.
Title: Re: gapatriot's AK broke
Post by: gapatriot on June 02, 2012, 11:54:35 AM
its actually still sitting in the back of the van in pieces.