Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel,"Pick up your shovels,mount your asses and camels,and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced)Roosevelt said,"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses,and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel,taxed your asses, raised the price of camels,and mortgaged the Promised Land!"
I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, wars, lost jobs,savings,Social Security, retirement funds,etc., I called a suicide hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.....
