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Offline Nemo

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Church Sermon.
« on: December 28, 2015, 11:29:00 PM »
Nuff Said.

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An elderly married couple were attending church one Sunday when halfway through the sermon the wife turned to her husband and whispered, "I just let out a long, silent toot! What should I do?" The husband replied, "Replace the battery in your hearing aid!"
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Re: Church Sermon.
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2015, 07:58:55 AM »
 :lmfao:

There ya go Nemo, I didn't spot this before :)
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Re: Church Sermon.
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2015, 11:02:03 AM »
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