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Off Topic/ B.S. => Trench Humor => Topic started by: JoJo on December 28, 2015, 07:21:38 PM

Title: From "Bit O Fun" The Barber
Post by: JoJo on December 28, 2015, 07:21:38 PM

At The Barber
 

A man visits a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has had getting a close shave around his cheeks.
 
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
 
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.
 
As the Barber is finishing up, the client asks in garbled speech, "What if I swallow it?"
 
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back the next day like everyone else does."

Title: Re: From "Bit O Fun" The Barber
Post by: graynomad on December 29, 2015, 05:52:30 PM

 :D

Title: Re: From "Bit O Fun" The Barber
Post by: Kbop on December 29, 2015, 07:24:44 PM

 :lmfao:

Title: Re: From "Bit O Fun" The Barber
Post by: brat on December 30, 2015, 06:50:57 AM

 :o

Title: Re: From "Bit O Fun" The Barber
Post by: Nemo on December 30, 2015, 01:28:50 PM

Dayum, my hearing aid/church service one was better than that.  And I got no replies and only 5 views.  My joke telling skills need work.

Nemo

Title: Re: From "Bit O Fun" The Barber
Post by: JohnyMac on December 31, 2015, 10:52:24 AM

Just remember Nemo, It ain't a competition  ;)

Title: Re: From "Bit O Fun" The Barber
Post by: Nemo on December 31, 2015, 10:57:20 AM

Thanks for making me feel better.  But I need to go to my safe space and curl up with my blankie and stuffed lion.

Nemo   :(

Title: Re: From "Bit O Fun" The Barber
Post by: JohnyMac on December 31, 2015, 11:10:48 AM

 :lmfao: Now that's funny Nemo  :lmfao:

Title: Re: From "Bit O Fun" The Barber
Post by: Kentactic on January 01, 2016, 05:27:52 PM

Ever hear the one about the penguin with car trouble?

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