At The Barber
A man visits a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has had getting a close shave around his cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.
As the Barber is finishing up, the client asks in garbled speech, "What if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back the next day like everyone else does."