Unchained Preppers

Off Topic/ B.S. => Trench Humor => Topic started by: hjmoosejaw on April 28, 2012, 12:31:31 PM

Title: Envious?
Post by: hjmoosejaw on April 28, 2012, 12:31:31 PM

Last summer, on one of those really hot days, my friend Jeff and I was driving down this dirt road. We're B.S.ing and cruising along when we both simultaneously looked down along side this old barn and noticed this big ass dog chained to it. He's just laying there in the dust and licking between his legs. After going by, I looked over at Jeff and said,"Don't you wish you could do that?" Jeff said, "Yeah, but that SOB would bite me sure as hell"   

Title: Re: Envious?
Post by: thatGuy on April 28, 2012, 03:40:50 PM

You know why a dog licks his balls?

It's because he can't make a fist.

Title: Re: Envious?
Post by: hjmoosejaw on April 28, 2012, 04:34:41 PM

Quote from: thatguy on April 28, 2012, 03:40:50 PM

You know why a dog licks his balls?

It's because he can't make a fist.

LOL! That's funny! It reminded me of "You know why a dog licks between his leg?.......cause he can."