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Offline Nemo

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Disowned
« on: May 26, 2015, 09:40:45 AM »
Funny or true?

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A man was telling his buddy over coffee, "You won't believe what happened last night. My daughter walked into the living room and said, ‘Dad, do not pay off my college tuition loan, cancel my allowance, throw away all my clothes and take my iPhone and laptop. In addition, please take all of my jewelry to Salvation Army. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and lock me out of your house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to anyone you choose’."

"Holy Smokes", replied the friend, "She actually said that?"

The father replied, "Well, she didn't actually put it quite like that. I’m paraphrasing a little. What she actually said was:‘Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Mohammed. We're going to work together on Hillary's 2016 election campaign."
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Re: Disowned
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2015, 02:25:50 PM »
Very good Nemo.
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Re: Disowned
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2015, 02:40:10 PM »
Stolen
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Re: Disowned
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2015, 04:18:54 PM »
it's been making the rounds for years - still funny though.
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Re: Disowned
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2015, 09:24:29 PM »
Quote from: Reaver on May 26, 2015, 02:40:10 PM
Stolen

Not Stolen-- shared, spread and publicized.

Nemo  8)

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Re: Disowned
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2015, 06:08:04 AM »
Quote from: Nemo on May 27, 2015, 09:24:29 PM
Quote from: Reaver on May 26, 2015, 02:40:10 PM
Stolen

Not Stolen-- shared, spread and publicized.

Nemo  8)

sounds like the Patriot Act.
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Re: Disowned
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2015, 10:32:51 AM »
Quote from: Kbop on May 28, 2015, 06:08:04 AM
Quote from: Nemo on May 27, 2015, 09:24:29 PM
Quote from: Reaver on May 26, 2015, 02:40:10 PM
Stolen

Not Stolen-- shared, spread and publicized.

Nemo  8)

sounds like the Patriot Act.

Patriot Act did not do the publicized part.  That kept everything secret.

Nemo
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Re: Disowned
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2015, 02:22:34 PM »
First time I'd seen this one. Pretty funny!
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