Dr. Geezer...
An Old Geezer Became Very Bored in Retirement and Decided to Open a Medical Clinic.
He Put a Sign up Outside That Said: "Dr.geezer's Clinic. Get Your Treatment for $500, If Not Cured, Get Back $1,000."
Doctor Young, Who Was Positive That this Old Geezer Didn't Know Beans about Medicine, Thought this Would Be a Great Opportunity to Get $1,000. So He Went to Dr. Geezer's Clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I Have Lost All Taste in My Mouth. Can You Please Help Me??"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, Please Bring Medicine from Box 22 and Put 3 Drops In Dr. Young's Mouth."
Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This Is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You"ve Got Your Taste Back. That Will Be $500."
Dr. Young Gets Annoyed and Goes Back after a Couple of Days Figuring To Recover His Money.
Dr. Young: "I Have Lost My Memory, I Cannot Remember Anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, Please Bring Medicine from Box 22 and Put 3 Drops In the Patient's Mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, No You Don't, -- That Is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You"ve Got Your Memory Back. That Will Be $500."
Dr. Young (After Having Lost $1000) Leaves Angrily and Comes Back After Several More Days.
Dr. Young: "My Eyesight Has Become Weak — I Can Hardly See Anything!!!!
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I Don"t Have Any Medicine for That So, Here's Your $1000 Back." (Giving Him a $10 Bill)
Dr. Young: "But this Is Only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You Got Your Vision Back! That Will Be $500."
Moral of Story -- Just Because You're Young Doesn't Mean That You Can Outsmart an "Old Geezer"*
Remember: Don't Make Old People Mad. We Don't like Being Old in the First Place, So it Doesn't Take Much to Set Us Off.
