Best of the 2017 High School football players!
Wayfron P. Jackson:
6' 6", 215 lbs. Wide Receiver. Hottest prospect from Texas in the last ten
years. Loves rap music. Demands a mini-cassette in his helmet.> Currently
holds world record for the most "you knows" during an interview (62 in 1
minute). Wayfron can print & sign his complete name.
Committed to Texas AM.
Quinticious Jenkins:
6' 3", 220 lbs. Running Back. Set state scoring record out of Triton High
School , Dunn , NC . Also led the state in burglaries, but has only nine (9)
convictions. He has been clocked at 4.2 seconds in the 40-yard dash with a
19-inch TV under each arm. Said he is proud of his "elusitivity" and because
he can use left or right hand equally well he says he is "amphibious."
Committed to Baylor
Roosevelt "Dude" Dansell:
6' 1", 195 lbs. Running Back. From Tyler , TX . He has processed hair and
imitates Billy Dee Williams very well. Before he signed his letter of
intent, he wanted the school to change colors to chartreuse and pink. Listed
his church preference as "red brick."
Committed to the University of Texas.
Woodrow Lee lWashington:
6' 8", 310 lbs. Tackle. From a 4th generation welfare family. At 19 he's the
oldest of 21 children. Mother claims Woodrow and child No. 9 have the same
father. He has a manslaughter trial pending, but feels he will be found
innocent because, "The dude said sumpin' bad 'bout my momma." On his
entrance form, he listed his I.Q. as 20/20.
Committed to L.S.U.
Willie "Night Train" Jones:
6'4", 225 lbs. Quarterback. Born on an Amtrak train. Birth certificate
indicates he is 24 years old. Thinks the "N" on Nebraska 's helmets stands
for "Nowledge", but still meets this school's stringent entrance
requirements. Insists on wearing No. 32 jersey since it matches his score on
his SAT test.
Committed to K.U.
Tyrone "Python" Peoples:
6'10", 228 lbs. Wide Receiver. Has a pending paternity suit and two rape
trials, but hopes none of his other 9 victims will file charges.
Tyrone had already signed letters of intent with six other colleges.
Likes wild women and red Cadillacs. Thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican
Telephone Company.
Committed to Texas Tech.
Abdul Hasheen Abba Ali-Ali:
6'10", 305 lbs. Guard. Played high school ball under the name Sylvester Lee
Jones until he discovered religion. Abdul thinks Sherlock Holmes is a
housing project in Jacksonville, FL. Doesn't know the meaning of the word
"fear" (Doesn't know the meaning of many other words, either).
Committed to SMU.
Note: College track coaches intend to use several of the above signees in
their track programs; however, instead of using a starting pistol at track
meets, the NCAA has now agreed to use a burglar alarm.
