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Off Topic/ B.S. => Trench Humor => Topic started by: JohnyMac on April 19, 2013, 12:03:37 PM

Title: Background Check Legislation on Large Capacity Pressure Cookers
Post by: JohnyMac on April 19, 2013, 12:03:37 PM
Nobody needs a 30 Qt. pressure cooker!
Why do you need to cook two chickens at once?
Or,
Cook more than one turnip at once?

We need to send our Congressional Representatives correspondence asking them to start a ban on Large Capacity Pressure Cookers!!!
http://www.hayneedle.com/sale/allamerican93030quartpressurecookercanner.cfm (http://www.hayneedle.com/sale/allamerican93030quartpressurecookercanner.cfm)

Sorry, be honest I am sure you were thinking about it too. I just couldn't help myself. [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
 

Title: Re: Background Check Legislation on Large Capacity Pressure Cookers
Post by: crudos on April 19, 2013, 12:07:11 PM
When pressure cookers are banned, only c(r)ooks will have them.
Title: Re: Background Check Legislation on Large Capacity Pressure Cookers
Post by: JohnyMac on April 19, 2013, 12:27:31 PM
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Title: Re: Background Check Legislation on Large Capacity Pressure Cookers
Post by: WhiteWolfReloaded on April 19, 2013, 03:10:42 PM
Sadly I thought the same thing as soon as I heard the news. You know they'll try to say something about black powder though.
Title: Re: Background Check Legislation on Large Capacity Pressure Cookers
Post by: Reaver on April 19, 2013, 04:44:24 PM
Lol, was going to make a tweet last night.

Anyone need to go to the store? I need a pressure cooker some play dough nails and marles some ammo and aluminum bronzing powder.


 :)) I decided against it.
Title: Re: Background Check Legislation on Large Capacity Pressure Cookers
Post by: RS762 on April 19, 2013, 06:34:12 PM
^^

lol and a go phone
Title: Re: Background Check Legislation on Large Capacity Pressure Cookers
Post by: JohnyMac on April 20, 2013, 12:54:46 AM
RvR, the sad thing is that most people wouldn't get it. [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
Title: Re: Background Check Legislation on Large Capacity Pressure Cookers
Post by: Reaver on April 20, 2013, 01:18:22 AM
RvR, the sad thing is that most people wouldn't get it.

Not a damn one of um (http://www.smileyvault.co
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Title: Re: Background Check Legislation on Large Capacity Pressure Cookers
Post by: JohnyMac on April 20, 2013, 01:20:34 AM
you got that RvR!
Title: Re: Background Check Legislation on Large Capacity Pressure Cookers
Post by: WhiteWolfReloaded on April 20, 2013, 04:15:25 PM
Seriously, should I get another one before the prices sky rocket? I was thinking about a Fagor 8qt capacity. Anyone have any reviews? I'd primarily be loading it with beef brisket. I'm gonna be super pissed if DHS placed a large order on them.  [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
Title: Re: Background Check Legislation on Large Capacity Pressure Cookers
Post by: CrookedSights on April 20, 2013, 06:29:09 PM
Beef brisket... there's no need to use codes anymore, you'll be hearing from us shortly.  C:-)
Title: Re: Background Check Legislation on Large Capacity Pressure Cookers
Post by: JohnyMac on April 20, 2013, 08:03:21 PM
The farmer's wife up at the BOL told my wife you need a minimum size of 20 qts.
Title: Re: Background Check Legislation on Large Capacity Pressure Cookers
Post by: Reaver on April 21, 2013, 01:59:13 AM
The farmer's wife up at the BOL told my wife you need a minimum size of 20 qts.

What's that relay to in inches? ::)
Title: Re: Background Check Legislation on Large Capacity Pressure Cookers
Post by: JohnyMac on April 21, 2013, 09:04:46 AM
RvR, it depends on the company who manufactured it. Ours is a 20 or 22 qt I forget. It hold with some extra space 7 large neck qt canning jars.
Title: Re: Background Check Legislation on Large Capacity Pressure Cookers
Post by: Reaver on April 21, 2013, 10:31:34 AM
RvR, it depends on the company who manufactured it. Ours is a 20 or 22 qt I forget. It hold with some extra space 7 large neck qt canning jars.

I think that one went over the top old man.....was making a penis reference  [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
Title: Re: Background Check Legislation on Large Capacity Pressure Cookers
Post by: Outonowhere on April 21, 2013, 11:43:38 PM
RvR, it depends on the company who manufactured it. Ours is a 20 or 22 qt I forget. It hold with some extra space 7 large neck qt canning jars.

I think that one went over the top old man.....was making a penis reference  [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at

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Title: Re: Background Check Legislation on Large Capacity Pressure Cookers
Post by: JohnyMac on April 22, 2013, 08:50:09 AM
RvR  [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at,  [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
Title: Re: Background Check Legislation on Large Capacity Pressure Cookers
Post by: Reaver on April 22, 2013, 09:49:38 AM
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Title: Re: Background Check Legislation on Large Capacity Pressure Cookers
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Check this out (read the whole add):
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...and that was posted on 3/21.  He wanted 2 of them... you know that poor f'er got a visit. [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at