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Offline JoJo

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A man walks into a bar
« on: March 17, 2019, 06:26:10 PM »
 A joke taken from a South Jersey paper called "The DEVILer" (spelling is correct)

 A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says:Hi there sexy, hows it going.
 She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: "Listen, I'll screw anybody,anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it.
 He says : "No kidding?, I'm a lawyer too! what firm are you with. 
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Re: A man walks into a bar
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2019, 06:28:13 PM »
lol that does sound like some the papers around me would print hahah
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