A joke taken from a South Jersey paper called "The DEVILer" (spelling is correct)
A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says:Hi there sexy, hows it going.
She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: "Listen, I'll screw anybody,anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it.
He says : "No kidding?, I'm a lawyer too! what firm are you with.