Unchained Preppers

Off Topic/ B.S. => Trench Humor => Topic started by: STRAITJACKET on July 29, 2012, 02:59:59 PM

Title: "Depressed" author unknown
Post by: STRAITJACKET on July 29, 2012, 02:59:59 PM

    Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel,"Pick up your shovels,mount your asses and camels,and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

    Nearly75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced)Roosevelt said,"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses,and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

   Today, Congress has stolen your shovel,taxed your asses, raised the price of camels,and mortgaged the Promised Land!"

   I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, wars, lost jobs,savings,Social Security, retirement funds,etc., I called a suicide hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.....

Title: Re: "Depressed" author unknown
Post by: NOLA556 on July 29, 2012, 03:03:35 PM

lolol... jihad... so easy a caveman can do it.

good to see you SJ.  [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co

Title: Re: "Depressed" author unknown
Post by: thatGuy on July 29, 2012, 05:53:59 PM

Thats too danmed funny Mister! [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co

Title: Re: "Depressed" author unknown
Post by: mountainredneck2051 on July 29, 2012, 06:03:57 PM

great to hear from ya brother been a while

thats funny as hell too

Title: Re: "Depressed" author unknown
Post by: STRAITJACKET on July 29, 2012, 09:01:36 PM

Whats up fellas, lol. I thought it was pretty good. Yeah Good to be back . Summers comin to a close, the kids will be back in school in three weeks, got some much needed down time and some projects wrapped up. More free time to harass the likes of you all. [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co

Title: Re: "Depressed" author unknown
Post by: Alex1992 on July 29, 2012, 11:32:18 PM

Shoot that there is some funny stuff  :)) :)) :))

Title: Re: "Depressed" author unknown
Post by: EJR914 on July 30, 2012, 01:04:44 PM

Glad to see you back, SJ.   [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co

Funny.

Title: Re: "Depressed" author unknown
Post by: JohnyMac on July 30, 2012, 07:18:39 PM

 [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co SJ