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Off Topic/ B.S. => Trench Humor => Topic started by: Reaver on December 10, 2014, 09:43:39 AM

Title: " suuuuuuuuper" troll
Post by: Reaver on December 10, 2014, 09:43:39 AM
So, here's a quick funny for you guys and gals.
My brother in law calls me, turns out he went to school on the wrong day for a test that is actually tomorrow and he doesn't want to sit on the city bus for four hours just to get home so he asked me for a ride. The only thing I have right now is my bike so I'm already going to look gay as hell with a male passenger but W/E right. So I get to his school where he's sitting in the lunch area with a few of his friends.

I storm the door like a pissed off woman, ( picture this being said in the most stereotyped gay man voice ever ) " hurry up hunny, your dumbass should have known better "

He sits there stunned for a few moments. Then goes " dude what the fuck are you talking about? "

So I react quick with " you know what Eric was right, you're nothing but a waste of time and we're over find your own way home " as I storm out the door.

Not wanting to get left behind he followed just making my case 10 fold stronger.

Then I proceeded to rofl while he got a pissed off his phones blowing up and I'm just rofling the entire time.

What a start to a great day. Man that was funny.
Title: Re: " suuuuuuuuper" troll
Post by: JohnyMac on December 10, 2014, 10:25:00 AM
Good brotherly fun  :thumbsUp: 

You see...My brother would have played along.  :cheers:
Title: Re: " suuuuuuuuper" troll
Post by: special-k on December 10, 2014, 10:26:04 AM
Sweet buttery Christ on a cracker!   Troll god is pleased.
Title: Re: " suuuuuuuuper" troll
Post by: Burt Gummer on December 10, 2014, 11:51:24 AM
K that's pretty good.
Title: Re: " suuuuuuuuper" troll
Post by: thatGuy on December 10, 2014, 04:02:56 PM
Well played sir!
Title: Re: " suuuuuuuuper" troll
Post by: Nemo on December 10, 2014, 09:11:56 PM
You know you either destroyed any chances for a score with a lady there at his school, or guaranteed it with every lady he hits on.  Ladies frequently (so I have been told) think they may be able to convert him back to normal when no one else can.

Nemo
Title: Re: " suuuuuuuuper" troll
Post by: Well-Prepared Witch on December 10, 2014, 10:15:45 PM
As advertised, super troll-y.
Title: Re: " suuuuuuuuper" troll
Post by: Kbop on December 11, 2014, 10:10:48 PM
remind me not to piss you off  :lmfao: