So, here's a quick funny for you guys and gals.
My brother in law calls me, turns out he went to school on the wrong day for a test that is actually tomorrow and he doesn't want to sit on the city bus for four hours just to get home so he asked me for a ride. The only thing I have right now is my bike so I'm already going to look gay as hell with a male passenger but W/E right. So I get to his school where he's sitting in the lunch area with a few of his friends.
I storm the door like a pissed off woman, ( picture this being said in the most stereotyped gay man voice ever ) " hurry up hunny, your dumbass should have known better "
He sits there stunned for a few moments. Then goes " dude what the fuck are you talking about? "
So I react quick with " you know what Eric was right, you're nothing but a waste of time and we're over find your own way home " as I storm out the door.
Not wanting to get left behind he followed just making my case 10 fold stronger.
Then I proceeded to rofl while he got a pissed off his phones blowing up and I'm just rofling the entire time.
What a start to a great day. Man that was funny.
