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Offline JoJo

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I just got out of the hospital
« on: January 13, 2018, 08:46:29 PM »
 At first they thought it was a heart attack but it turned out to be a lung virus. For two days they ran me thru all of the tests including a nuclear stress test.
 Just after they injected me with the nuclear fluid I had to urinate so they gave me a bottle. Have you ever tried to releave yourself with pants on and a gown plus all of the wiring. I did it but lost one drop. They called in a hazmat person to clean it up complete with gigercounter (spelling). The woman said when she finished cleaning she couldn't check the area because I was radio active SAY WHAT!
 Can't wait to get in my own bed.
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Re: I just got out of the hospital
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2018, 09:55:09 PM »
Glad you're ok

BTW, you should turn out the lights and pee all over just to see if it glows  :dancingBanana:
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Re: I just got out of the hospital
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2018, 09:59:46 PM »
 :dance: :zombitron: :dance: :zombitron: :dance: :zombitron:
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Re: I just got out of the hospital
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2018, 11:08:51 PM »
I'm GLAD you're out of the hospital - did your pee glow?
Here's to a speedy recovery  :cheers:
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Re: I just got out of the hospital
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2018, 01:15:44 AM »
Glad you're alive! :thumbsUp:


Did your radioactive wiener get superpowers? :lmfao:
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Re: I just got out of the hospital
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2018, 07:00:44 PM »
Holy crap JoJo. Please keep us up to date. :cheers:
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Re: I just got out of the hospital
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2018, 08:21:54 PM »
Best wishes for a quick recovery Jojo.  It's never easy to sleep in hospitals...  Hopefully you'll have a glowing complexion by the time you get home!
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Re: I just got out of the hospital
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2018, 08:53:17 PM »
 I love you guys. Funny :lmfao: :lmfao:
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Re: I just got out of the hospital
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2018, 11:05:33 PM »
Hope you are doing well now and the test was effective giving results to the good side of what they see.

I have had 2 of those tests.  They are interesting to the personal body sensations.  I cannot say fun or not fun, nor either way on the comfort level, just interesting.

Pouring the contents into a bottle in a rather heavy lead lined container with similar top then removing the top wearing a 2.5 pound lead lined glove, filling a small cup and telling you to drink it.

WTF? I about freaked out the first time around.  He said not to worry because he does it all the time and one or 2 or so is no problem.

I checked after both tests.  No, no glow on 1 or 2 evacuation and and my wife confirmed I was not more visible at night.

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Re: I just got out of the hospital
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2018, 02:48:20 AM »
How you get well soon...
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Re: I just got out of the hospital
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2018, 05:17:29 PM »
Quote from: JoJo on January 13, 2018, 08:46:29 PM
At first they thought it was a heart attack but it turned out to be a lung virus. For two days they ran me thru all of the tests including a nuclear stress test.
 Just after they injected me with the nuclear fluid I had to urinate so they gave me a bottle. Have you ever tried to releave yourself with pants on and a gown plus all of the wiring. I did it but lost one drop. They called in a hazmat person to clean it up complete with gigercounter (spelling). The woman said when she finished cleaning she couldn't check the area because I was radio active SAY WHAT!
 Can't wait to get in my own bed.

Sorry I missed this!

And sorry for your "fun" experience.

yes ppl who get medical isotopes will be radioactive for a while.
It goes away though.

Once I was manning a checkpoint for terrorist and we had detectors.. the public was traveling thru...... (you can imagine the rest)
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Re: I just got out of the hospital
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2018, 06:11:57 PM »
 Thanks for your kind words. I don't glow in the dark anymore. :lmfao:
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Re: I just got out of the hospital
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2018, 06:49:36 PM »
Jo Jo, it sounds like you were brandishing a leathal weapon. Bwahahahaha :lmfao:
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