You're right there with me, way past someone I need to be interesting to.

And as of 2144, 8-22, its at:
Needs 0 signatures by September 16, 2017 to get a response from the White House
263,582 signed
100,000 goal
Methinks someone high up in the line of powers that be realize that someone has a silent backup out there in the hinterlands.
Nemo