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Offline Nemo

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Musk's Twitter Buyout Falls Through
« on: April 26, 2022, 02:06:16 PM »
Remember the recent unpleasantries of the elections?

Watch the video for details.

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https://babylonbee.com/news/musks-twitter-purchase-fails-after-138000-board-votes-found-overnight

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Musk's Twitter Purchase Fails After 138,000 Board Votes Found Overnight
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April 26th, 2022 - BabylonBee.com

SAN FRANCISCO, CA?Elon Musk?s bid to purchase Twitter came up short after 138,000 board votes were found at 2 a.m., a company spokesman confirmed Tuesday. Musk had been in talks to purchase the company for $44 billion.

?We really thought Musk was going to pull this one out,? said Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal. ?The yes votes had a strong lead when I went to bed last night, but that was before we counted all the mail-in votes that one of our employees found in locker 142 at the bus terminal.?

When the final votes were tallied, the takeover bid failed by a final tally of 10 votes for, 138,000 votes against. While the final result came as a shock to most observers, Agrawal said the election was fair. ?Twitter takes election integrity very seriously,? he noted. ?I can confidently say this was the most secure election in American history.?
 
A shocked Musk took to Twitter Tuesday to express his outrage. ?Those ballots?that?s a whole big scam,? Musk tweeted. ?The only way I could have lost is if this was rigged! I refuse to accept the results of this vote!?
 
Musk later tweeted that he was planning a demonstration at Twitter headquarters on May 6 to protest the results. His account was then permanently suspended by Twitter for questioning the integrity of the election.

Mandy is absolutely triggered by Twitter's possible takeover by Elon Musk. She attends a Twitter-sponsored therapy session to help her cope.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFNCsSBnYVg&ab_channel=TheBabylonBee


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Re: Musk's Twitter Buyout Falls Through
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2022, 11:31:48 AM »
Last I heard it went through and Musk is the new owner?
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Re: Musk's Twitter Buyout Falls Through
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2022, 08:50:54 PM »
Note cited source.

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Re: Musk's Twitter Buyout Falls Through
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2022, 09:57:59 AM »
It's a satirical article Griz  ;)  :cheers:
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Re: Musk's Twitter Buyout Falls Through
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2022, 10:13:53 AM »
coffee??

need more

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Re: Musk's Twitter Buyout Falls Through
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2022, 10:40:27 AM »
Like I routinely note-- Cite your source.

Also I routinely note--  Check Source Cite.

If you do not know the BabylonBee.com  you need to go read 3 articles and you will understand.

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Re: Musk's Twitter Buyout Falls Through
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2022, 12:36:51 PM »
Babylon Bee is SATIIIIIRE?!?!?!

So, you mean to tell me that Kim Jung Un in NOT "The Sexiest Man ALive"?   Then why did i get THIS HAIRCUT to look like him?


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Re: Musk's Twitter Buyout Falls Through
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2022, 05:47:37 PM »
They are not satire enough.  The Babylon Bee was banned from Twitter when they declared Dr. Rachel Levine to be the Man of the Year.   Just after someone gave it the Woman of the Year award.

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https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/03/15/rachel-levine-nominated-as-one-of-usa-todays-women-of-the-year/

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bees-man-of-the-year-is-rachel-levine

But you must read their apology.

https://babylonbee.com/news/rachel-levine-is-100-woman-and-we-are-sorry-for-calling-her-a-man

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Re: Musk's Twitter Buyout Falls Through
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2022, 05:50:21 PM »
Is Former Prez Trump going back?  He has stated No.

But some other conservatives are back.

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https://nypost.com/2022/04/26/tucker-carlson-and-mark-levin-rejoin-twitter-after-elon-musk-takeover/
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Re: Musk's Twitter Buyout Falls Through
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2022, 08:10:37 PM »
Statistically, Babylon Bee could fit into "Conspiracy", or "Humor", as easily as "Prognosticator" categories.
Laugh all you want.
But what's the difference between BB and Conspiracy Theorists?
Close to the same.
About 6 months to two years max.
Hope somebody is hatching canaries.
Because the coal mine has been going through the inventory at a breakneck pace.
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