Yeah, if funny if you think it ain't gonna happen. Just think about it, your wife buys a lovely new dress and matching (runproof) hosiery for a big fancy dinner. You are walking toward the door and she notices a big run headed up her left leg. You look down to check it and as you look back around to see where you are going an 8 pound bird hits you in the right nostril.
As you fall to the ground from the impact the only thing you can see is orange bird feet out your nose and elephant toes headed to caress the other side of your face. The last thing you notice before you lose consciousness in terror and fear of waking up and it all continuing is that monster 2 inch wide run in your wife's runproof hose as she is headed toward you screaming in terror of hose runs returning.
Laugh if you choose, but fear it you must.
Nemo