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Offline murderface

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greetings from mars
« on: September 25, 2016, 06:56:26 PM »
the martian consortium has monitored this forum since earth year 2012

the martian consortium has deemed this forum satisfactory

the martian consortium shall spare this forum when the martian consortium assimilates earth

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Offline Nemo

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Re: greetings from mars
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2016, 08:37:05 PM »
Yeah right.  Come on consortium.  You shall be met with the Gospel according to John and it shall be sufficient.  See tinfoil hat thread.

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Re: greetings from mars
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2016, 09:09:08 AM »
Does the martian consortium offers tours to mars? I'm interested in visiting it, maybe meet Elon Musk there.

Anyway I'm happy the martian consortium enjoys our rambles  :pirateThumbUp:
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Re: greetings from mars
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2016, 04:14:59 PM »
If you get on a tour be sure so take a copy or 2 of the Gospel According to John.

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Re: greetings from mars
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2016, 07:20:41 AM »
Murderface, welcome to this small eclectic group of Earthlings.  :cheers:

Watch out though for Nemo...He is one of "them!"  :hiding:  :tinfoil:
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Re: greetings from mars
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2016, 07:41:55 PM »
And I shall claim proudly.  Strange you mention that today.

On a semi-related side note I was at walmart today.  Ran into a gent at the checkout who was a preacher.  He commented on my sidearm (compact 1911  8) ) wondering/asking why I needed it.  Told him I really hoped I never did but .  . . and got interrupted right there.  He started asking--  Are you a member---and I returned the interruption right then, commenting that yes, I was one of Them with all the proper inflection and tone change.

He shook his head and went to another line.  I smiled the rest of the day.

Some days life just works out.

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Re: greetings from mars
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2016, 01:22:59 PM »
NEMO I would have loved to been there. :lmfao: I not anti-religion, I'm pro-constitution  :word:
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Re: greetings from mars
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2016, 07:39:07 PM »
Well, I guess I am just One of Them.  Whatever he thought that meant.

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