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1000meterstare

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What is your absolute dream job?
« on: October 18, 2012, 10:51:22 PM »
Given my whimsical personality, I've always wanted to drive the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile.  Ever since I was a little kid.  Imagine how much ass that would kick!  I would totally pick up chicks in that thing!

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Offline Grudgie

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Re: What is your absolute dream job?
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2012, 10:58:02 PM »
Good idea for a thread. +1

My dream job would be a full time bee keeper. Living in fields and fields of flowers and grains. Working with sweet smelling goey golden paste. By the end of the day my entire body is sticky. Cudling with my fury little black and yellow slave bees. 
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Re: What is your absolute dream job?
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2012, 11:14:30 PM »
Be part of a team of instructors at the range trying to perfect and improve techniques to teach others on various weapons.
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Re: What is your absolute dream job?
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2012, 12:07:11 AM »
Well.... seeing as how I have tried to live all my dream jobs up to this point [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at I vote rich and retired. Turn something you enjoy doing into a job and you will never enjoy it again, especially if you own the company doing it.
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Re: What is your absolute dream job?
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2012, 12:35:20 AM »
Manufacture and sell firearms for the rest of my life.  I'm working on that dream everyday, in real life. 
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Re: What is your absolute dream job?
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2012, 12:41:14 AM »
i'd like to be a professional hunter
or hunting guide

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Re: What is your absolute dream job?
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2012, 01:20:09 AM »
I wouldn't mind being the photographer for Playboy!
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Re: What is your absolute dream job?
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2012, 02:35:22 AM »
Quote from: hjmoosejaw on October 19, 2012, 01:20:09 AM
I wouldn't mind being the photographer for Playboy!

That sounds fantastic but I tell ya im getting ready to go back to school, and I was no shit talking to my mom about it and she said what are you going to do I said maybe a doc. She goes oh they make good money I said well i was thinking of being a gyno or plastic surgeon she said you will get tired of looking a dirty vags and as a plastic surgeon you will get tired of playing with tits then what are you going to do?
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Re: What is your absolute dream job?
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2012, 07:51:38 AM »
Be a President of a small floundering company ($50M-$75M). Then lead the company through the stages of loosing to making money.
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Re: What is your absolute dream job?
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2012, 10:44:19 AM »
Quote from: JohnyMac on October 19, 2012, 07:51:38 AM
Be a President of a small floundering company ($50M-$75M). Then lead the company through the stages of loosing to making money.
President next JM? I'd vote for you.
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Re: What is your absolute dream job?
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2012, 11:22:07 AM »
LOL...Thanks for your support Crudos.

I will tell you if I was the Pres I would be a one term President! The old established Parties in power now would be very unhappy.  :))

- The Fed would be at the top of my scrutiny list.
- I would ask Ron Paul to head of the Treasury
- The elimination of some Cabinet positions like Secretary of Education
- I would encourage companies to drill baby drill. By the end of my one term we would be well on our way to being energy   
  independent
- Scrutinize the Dept of Homeland Security
- Judge Napolitano would be my Attorney General

...to name a few things.  [url=http://www.freesmileys.or



 
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Re: What is your absolute dream job?
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2012, 12:54:12 PM »
Open up a gun store. Enough said, and being a photographer for Playboy thats awesome man  [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
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Re: What is your absolute dream job?
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2012, 12:58:29 PM »
I've played around with the idea of buying a field and opening up a drive in movie theatre.
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Re: What is your absolute dream job?
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2012, 02:04:53 PM »
Quote from: Grudgie on October 19, 2012, 12:58:29 PM
I've played around with the idea of buying a field and opening up a drive in movie theatre.

Yeah, I've heard that drive-ins are making a big comeback. That's good. Ahhhhhh! That brings back some memories.


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That sounds fantastic but I tell ya im getting ready to go back to school, and I was no shit talking to my mom about it and she said what are you going to do I said maybe a doc. She goes oh they make good money I said well i was thinking of being a gyno or plastic surgeon she said you will get tired of looking a dirty vags and as a plastic surgeon you will get tired of playing with tits then what are you going to do?


Yeah, but at Playboy, you wouldn't see dirty vags, only the USDA premium stuff. And I don't know if one could ever tire of playing with tits.  ( :)) )( :)))
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Re: What is your absolute dream job?
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2012, 04:25:45 PM »
I want to be a full time novelist who can randomly go on speaking tours to lecture about history.
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Re: What is your absolute dream job?
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2012, 09:27:04 PM »
My dream job would be to paid to sit at my house in front of the brain wash machine and play with guns.

Next is to shoot all day, free ammo and getting paid.

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Re: What is your absolute dream job?
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2012, 01:19:04 AM »
State cop. [url=http://yoursmiles.org/p-m
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Re: What is your absolute dream job?
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2012, 01:35:00 AM »
Build an island and gain sovereign nation status.
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Re: What is your absolute dream job?
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2012, 08:09:41 AM »
Quote from: Colombo on October 20, 2012, 01:35:00 AM
Build an island and gain sovereign nation status.


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