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some funny shit happened to me at the post office today
« on: January 20, 2012, 07:08:12 PM »
so im there shipping rons knife he bought and im waiting in line writing down addresses and what not, so then i look to me left, low and behold, its my batshitcrazy ex-girlfriend and shes not just walking over to me, shes pretty much running. so then comes up and hugs me, and theres a pretty big line, so i continue writing. and then she asks "what no hug?" so i give the one armed BS hug. and then she was asking how ive been and all that, then its "want to hangout?" and i said "no i have plans at 5." not knowing it was only 1400...so she says "well until then." i say "i have stuff to do at home." and then it comes, she asks "why havent you been texting my back?" so i say "uh, my phone broke like last weekend." "oh" then my phone rings..







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Re: some funny shit happened to me at the post office today
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2012, 07:20:33 PM »
I almost got hit by a snow plow today in a snowstorm.


Wait a second, you said funny shit. My mistake.

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Re: some funny shit happened to me at the post office today
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2012, 08:15:21 PM »
OK Chesty...Lets get to the important stuff like: IS SHE HOT?

Inquiring minds want TO KNOW....
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Re: some funny shit happened to me at the post office today
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2012, 08:18:35 PM »
Yeah dude, use the scale. We need some details bro.

goodnightChesty1775

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Re: some funny shit happened to me at the post office today
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2012, 08:29:42 PM »
shes pretty hot, but she is needy, too damn girly and fucking annoying. and to top it all, she did not put out at all, i was with her for 4 months only kissed her and felt her up THROUGH her shirt..

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Re: some funny shit happened to me at the post office today
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2012, 08:35:28 PM »
You don't need a needy dame. Can you imagine trying to get out of Dodge when TSHTF with a needy bitch.

" 'O I can't go any farther because my UGG boots are falling apart." Or, "Ehewww, I am not going to the powder room in the woods. Like, what are you thinking?"

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Re: some funny shit happened to me at the post office today
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2012, 09:22:50 PM »
Dude i stayed with a chick for a year once to de-virginize her she took one of those vows in high school and was 22 at the time. It really wasnt worth it but I had a bet with a buddy, the key is to just get it on the side while you wait. [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co

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Re: some funny shit happened to me at the post office today
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2012, 09:44:53 PM »
Wait why is this in the wasteland section?
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Re: some funny shit happened to me at the post office today
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2012, 10:45:34 PM »
Wait why is this in the wasteland section?

2 reasons.

1 it shows how many of us are scum bags and proud of it [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co

2 she was probly a waste anyway

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Re: some funny shit happened to me at the post office today
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2012, 11:27:42 PM »
Turkey is right.. soo right. Send Pics!

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Re: some funny shit happened to me at the post office today
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2012, 11:46:43 PM »
Between the queen bitches, the hollow barbies and the "touched by no man" butchs, it's damn hard to find a decent respectable woman now days.


Much less one that puts out... Lol

*edit:  no offense to the ladies out there, I know youre not all like that!  ;)
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Re: some funny shit happened to me at the post office today
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2012, 12:23:25 AM »
Pictures or shes not real!

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Re: some funny shit happened to me at the post office today
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2012, 08:57:36 AM »
TG & Wildturkey,  [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co

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Re: some funny shit happened to me at the post office today
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2012, 09:03:02 AM »
Hell yea! PICS or GTFO! [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
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Re: some funny shit happened to me at the post office today
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2012, 01:10:02 AM »
PICS! anyways some awesome shit happened to night, i was riding around with a buddy and his dad in his lifted f350 wich is a sexy truck blarring country music in the city, we come to a red light then 3 cars in a line next to us were full of hot chicks. his dad had to tell us to stop starring. lol. they were the kind of hot that you see like 1 out of a 1000, like preppy high school cheerleader bitches but anyways, i didnt know that chicks like that get along, usually its rare to see fine girls hanging out together.

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Re: some funny shit happened to me at the post office today
« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2012, 01:12:01 AM »
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preppy high school cheerleader bitches

That was the single funniest description you have ever posted.  :))
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Re: some funny shit happened to me at the post office today
« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2012, 01:51:03 AM »
lol, its true, but one of my good friends is a hot cheerleader but shes really nice, i think its funny she always talks to me about guns. lol

Thanks for the comment, now that i read that statement alone it is pretty funny lmao