Putin To Reassemble The Soviet Union?

[sledge]

Most of you probably don't remember the Soviet Union.  I do.  It's a good thing that Putin never lies or we'd have a serious problem to worry about.  ( Like we need more serious problems, right?)

"Putin, who once called the collapse of the USSR in 1991 ?the greatest geopolitical catastrophe of the 20th century,? said his new project would not resemble the Soviet Union."  It would just include the former members of the Soviet Union.

http://randysright.wordpress.com/2011/10/04/putin-to-resemble-the-soviet-union/

[v0dka]

I for one welcome the return of the soviet union (or whatever) another cold war is exactly the motivation some of the sheeple need to wake up.
I will be staring a business "nuclear escapes'", We will specialize in digging NBC proof bunkers to help you survive the impeding nuclear Holocaust.

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[sledge]

I for one welcome the return of the soviet union (or whatever) another cold war is exactly the motivation some of the sheeple need to wake up.
I will be staring a business "nuclear escapes'", We will specialize in digging NBC proof bunkers to help you survive the impeding nuclear Holocaust.

Who wants a bunker first? [img]http://bestsmileys.com/ar

LOL.  You sir are a capitalist and an entrepreneur.  Better look out or you're liable to have protesters camping out in the street in front of your house.

[v0dka]

The protestors will be all the socialists that obama has bread.
They will argue that they all "deserve" a bunker for free. I will then offer econo-bunkers (paid by the us govt entitlement program).

How's this for a sales pitch?
"
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*will not protect from nuclear blast and/or detentions less then 1000 miles away.
**does not come with any options for a toilet.
"

[sledge]

The protestors will be all the socialists that obama has bread.
They will argue that they all "deserve" a bunker for free. I will then offer econo-bunkers (paid by the us govt entitlement program).

How's this for a sales pitch?
"
Tired of being worried of the impending nuclear holocaust? Don't have enough of other peoples money to build your own bunker?
LOOK NO FURTHER! the econo-bunker is here! Paid by the us govt these bunkers provide the bare minimum to ride out the end of the world in discomfort.
With only a foot of dirt on top of the bunker and 5 feet of head room ANYONE can have one.

*will not protect from nuclear blast and/or detentions less then 1000 miles away.
**does not come with any options for a toilet.
"

lol, You forgot to tie in the "green agenda" aspects of your product necessary for any left wing campaign.  Or perhaps that was the walking in your own crap part.  But other than that I think your ad is excellent.

Edit: No offense meant 505 we're just having fun here.     I know by the expression you get on your face sometimes that you hate the  S word.  Blog TV is amazing.