I was watching True Grit tonight, and thought I'd start this thread. Make sure you post the name of the movie, and the characters you're quoting!
True Grit
Rooster Cogburn: I mean to kill you in one minute, Ned. Or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience. Which'll it be?
Ned Pepper: I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.
Rooster Cogburn: Fill your hands, you son of a bitch!
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Rooster Cogburn: Mr. Rat... I have a writ here says you're to stop eating Chen Lee's cornmeal forthwith. Now it's a rat writ, writ for a rat, and this is lawful service of the same.
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Rooster Cogburn: Damn that Texan - when you need him, he's dead.
LaBoeuf: I ain't dead yet, you bushwhacker. Hang on.
Aaaaand...best whiner movie quote ever goes to Tom Chaney, in True Grit. You know, the guy who kills other people but expects nothing to happen to him.
Everything happens to me, and now I'm shot by a child!