Bummer!
On a totally different slant of "if Zombies are Real"...I believe they are and will be in a collapse of our financial system.
They will be the WIC, SNAP, Medicaid, public housing, Pell grant folks who's benefits will go up in smoke within a twinkling of an eye.
Think the Detroit '67 12th Street, LA '65 Watts & '92 riots as example on steroids. Of course these riots will not be in one city or region but across the country affecting cities, towns, and your little hamlet.
Add to that, just because I am in a frisky mood today, all of the folks working and on the dole with a drug addition. OUCH!
"The Night of the Living Dead" will look pale in comparison.