Over the many years I have been on this earth many people have asked me my secrets to making extra cash. Well once my career as a Play Girl model went by the way-side I started using an old trick my grandmother taught me - Asking the moon for money when it was full.
This is what you do:
1) Empty from your wallet all money related items, e.g. cash, credit cards, gift cards, etc.
2) Then when the full moon rises look at the moon and hold up your empty wallet and say
three times "Fill my wallet...Fill my wallet...Fill my wallet."
3) Then place your empty wallet in the rays of the moon and sit back.
I think leaving your wallet outside works better than putting it on the window sill inside but what do I know. MrsMac insists on the inside method while I lean to the outside method. I think she has an unhealthy fear of raccoons.
Anyhow, once the full moon episode is over (1-2 nights) you will receive gifts in the shape of saving's or actual cash from the moon. Sometimes you just find $20- on the street. Or you receive a check in the mail or a gift that you didn't know was coming. Sometimes someone just shows up at your cabin with a free load of wood. Again it is not always ca$h but in the end it will save you ca$h.
Now MrsMac usually takes it one step farther and tithes a portion of her "moon money" to a worthy cause. Last month she gave some money to a local animal shelter. The month before to the small town library she frequents near the cabin. In November she gave a hefty check to the local food bank, ran by the church in the small town our cabin is located in.
Not me, I spend it on wine, tractor parts and ammo
. Maybe that is why she receives more from the moon than I do.
Hey, It's a full moon tonight...What do you have to loose?
Some day I will tell you an old Italian trick you can use to get more patrons to come into your store hopefully to buy "stuff."
Good luck!
