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Offline JohnyMac

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Full Moon - Secrets to Making Money
« on: March 16, 2014, 02:38:57 PM »
Over the many years I have been on this earth many people have asked me my secrets to making extra cash. Well once my career as a Play Girl model went by the way-side I started using an old trick my grandmother taught me - Asking the moon for money when it was full.

This is what you do:

1) Empty from your wallet all money related items, e.g. cash, credit cards, gift cards, etc.
2) Then when the full moon rises look at the moon and hold up your empty wallet and say
    three times "Fill my wallet...Fill my wallet...Fill my wallet."
3) Then place your empty wallet in the rays of the moon and sit back.

I think leaving your wallet outside works better than putting it on the window sill inside but what do I know. MrsMac insists on the inside method while I lean to the outside method. I think she has an unhealthy fear of raccoons.  ;)

Anyhow, once the full moon episode is over (1-2 nights) you will receive gifts in the shape of saving's or actual cash from the moon. Sometimes you just find $20- on the street. Or you receive a check in the mail or a gift that you didn't know was coming. Sometimes someone just shows up at your cabin with a free load of wood. Again it is not always ca$h but in the end it will save you ca$h.

Now MrsMac usually takes it one step farther and tithes a portion of her "moon money" to a worthy cause. Last month she gave some money to a local animal shelter. The month before to the small town library she frequents near the cabin. In November she gave a hefty check to the local food bank, ran by the church in the small town our cabin is located in.

Not me, I spend it on wine, tractor parts and ammo  :dancingBanana:. Maybe that is why she receives more from the moon than I do.  :what:

Hey, It's a full moon tonight...What do you have to loose?

Some day I will tell you an old Italian trick you can use to get more patrons to come into your store hopefully to buy "stuff."

Good luck!  ;)
     
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Re: Full Moon - Secrets to Making Money
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2014, 02:59:23 PM »
Wow!  This sounds even more effective than a lottery ticket!   :trolling:
"It wouldn't do any good.  I've had the shit beat out of me a lot of times.  I just replenish with more shit."  - Billy McBride

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Re: Full Moon - Secrets to Making Money
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2014, 04:06:47 PM »
IT IS!  :lmfao:

I know it sounds crazy but it does work!  ;) Het try it tonight SK and if some money or a gift doesn't come your way in the next 27 or so days then tell me "you are all wet JohnyMac!"

Maybe that rifle will sell  ;)
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Re: Full Moon - Secrets to Making Money
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2014, 04:50:28 PM »
Yay for moon magic, JM. The Lady Moon smiles down with generosity and love, doesn't She? :D
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Re: Full Moon - Secrets to Making Money
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2014, 05:05:08 PM »
Yes she does!  :thumbsUp:
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Re: Full Moon - Secrets to Making Money
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2014, 07:55:27 PM »
First Question.

Are you messing with us?   :what:


Second Question

Can you utilize an old wallet that is just laying in a drawer?

Third Question

Does the size of the thing being held up have any relationship to how much you might receive from the moon?  Could you hold up a large  piggy bank or perhaps a bucket?  " Fill my bucket!  Fill my bucket!  Fill my bucket!"



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Re: Full Moon - Secrets to Making Money
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2014, 08:13:41 PM »
Nope not messing with ya'.

I think it has to be your everyday wallet. Not a bucket  :facepalm:  :lmfao:

Hey, it works.
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Re: Full Moon - Secrets to Making Money
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2014, 11:06:50 AM »
With the topic title, thought for sure JM's account got hacked.  :thumbsUp:

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Re: Full Moon - Secrets to Making Money
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2014, 12:13:12 PM »
 :faint: Crudos you are a funny man!  :lmfao:
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